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<font>رسانه اینترنتی </font> <font color="Green">مای موویز</font>   <font color="Orange">MyMoviz</font>  جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال

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<font>رسانه اینترنتی </font> <font color="Green">مای موویز</font>   <font color="Orange">MyMoviz</font>  جامعترین سایت فیلم و سریال

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Uh. it's just not
speaking to me.

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The glow needs to be
mysterious. magical.

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with maybe just a
hint of whimsy.

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Hmm.

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Yeah. I don't disagree.
Your thoughts. Jesse?

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Uh. sorry. What?

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Look. if you wanna get promoted.

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you need to start paying
more attention.

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I asked you about this ad.
so tell me your thoughts.

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Um. yeah. yeah.

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I mean. it. uh. looks
great. For a muffler.

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Consumers need to know there's
some serious high tech

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stuff going down inside
this thing.

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Hmm. So. what if we were

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to brighten up this yellow
and this cyan a bit?

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Make the exhaust
glow really pop.

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Come alive. Brilliant.

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Done and done. Get this
back to Ginger.

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Tell her to make the
exhaust glow...

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- Come alive.
- More alive.

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Got it.

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Hey. Oh. when are you
playing next?

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Uh. next Friday. Gold dollar.

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Put me on the guest list?

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Come on. It's only five bucks!

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More alive?

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What the fuck does
that mean?

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Whoa.

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Almost got you there big fella.

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Yeah. you sure did. Dave.

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I heard you're playing next
Friday in the D.

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I wanna come see you
guys. But my lady.

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she hates going downtown
after hours.

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You know how the ladies are?

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Any who. got any suburb
shows coming up?

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I'll just. I'll let you know.

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Sounds great. But hey.

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try to get on stage a little
early if you can.

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My lady's in bed by ten.

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No. I know. It was good.
You guys did a good job.

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Thank you.

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- We can go down to L.A.
- Oh. absolutely. Yeah.

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- Cool shirt.
- Really?

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Not.

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Hey. Greg. Let me. let
me help you with that.

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It's OK.

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Where are you doing sound?

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- Lilli's.
- Nice.

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- Give her a hug for me.
- Yeah. we'll see.

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It depends what kind
of mood she's in.

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Yeah. well just make sure you
keep the stage volume down.

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and she'll be happy. trust me.

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Yeah. it's. uh--

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Oh.

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Yeah. It. it. it's all there.
Sorry. it's late.

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What the hell? Jesse. this
is like half the rent.

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What the fuck?

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Hey. sorry. I'm late.

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Got caught up with the Twins.

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Yo! Dipshits!

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Who. uh. who was that?

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New Bull Roar.

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Huh.

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And. it's incredibly awesome.

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Those motherfuckers.

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Who cares about this crap?

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A lot of people do.
You're just pissed

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that they're Le Detroit

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Hipsters du jour. right?

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No. Max. I'm not. I'm pissed

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because we are better.

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I mean. come on guys. They got
no three-part harmonies.

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There's no clever arrangements
here.

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It's all stale blues
progressions.

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And their drummer is
just kind of. eh.

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And did I mention
the lead singer's

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stupid mic stand gimmick?
Come on.

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Who would sign them?
Honestly.

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Hipster Records.

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They're flying out to see them
next month

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at South by Southwest.

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Those motherfuckers!

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Great job. Cody. Cue the rant.

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For three years we have been
busting our ass in the shitty

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garage and. and for what?

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See his forehead?

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Fucking huge vein popping out?

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And these two poseurs
just. just come out

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of nowhere. shit out an album.

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And. and. and these
labels just start

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running to them and
lap it up.

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He's a passionate guy. I'll
give him that.

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And once again. every band

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that matters will be
in Austin next month

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to get a record deal at
South by. except for us.

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South By is what we're
calling it now?

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That. that's so fucking
pretentious.

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Hey. Hey. What do you. what do
you...

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Hey. Jess. Hey!

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Jess. What the fuck. man?

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Take a chill pill.

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There's still a chance

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that our new demos could
get in there.

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No. No.
They're really sweet.
Jesse.

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No. no. Max. we won't.
Okay.

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Because nobody in
Detroit or Austin

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or wherever the fuck gives
two flying rats

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shits about what we're up to.

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Okay? We just. we.
we gotta face it.

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We're never getting outta here.

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The garage?

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No. Detroit. you dummy.

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Look. I'm. I'm sorry.
Cody. about that.

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I'll. I'll. I'll get
you a new one.

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Look. if we don't get
a record deal soon.

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we're gonna wake up one
day. old as shit.

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Working soul sucking jobs

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that we're shitty at.
Like advertising.

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Living in our parents' basements

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in Detroit.

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Gimme a hug you fucking idiot.

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- Oh my God.
- Alright.

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Thanks.

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I know you wanna get outta here.
You wanna leave Detroit.

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You wanna become a big rock
star. Look. I know.

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Yeah. Hell yeah. I do. Okay.

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We all want that. right?

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Right?!

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Yes. You disheveled
idiot. Obviously.

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Do you think we'd practice
our nuts off

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for four days a week in
this rented shit hole

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with your neurotic
ass if we didn't?

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Neurotic? Wow.

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That's a new one.

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You're welcome.

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Hey. come. come here.
Rest your head

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on my bosom child. It's
all gonna be okay.

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God damn. Cody. You
smell so fucking bad.

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1. 2. 3. 4.

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All right. Be careful. please.

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Oh. there he is. Speak
of the devil.

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Yeah.

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Anything for me?

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Nah. What. you looking for
something?

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No. just. uh.
letter from a lame music
festival in Texas.

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No big deal.

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How you feeling?

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Me? Oh. you know. the usual.

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Like ass?

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- Bingo.
- Stop it you two.

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Oh. on the plus side.

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I haven't fallen in four days.
so I am doing pretty good.

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You know. life's good.

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Okay. I'm hitting it. Gotta
work in the morning.

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All right. Have fun.

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Shit balls. Lynn!

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Could you be a little
more careful?

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You just going to sit here
and gimme the stink eye.

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or are you gonna flip
over my record?

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Appreciate your help.

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Useless bastards.

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Oh. why God?

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"I guess being from Detroit.
there's not much to do

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during the shitty winters.

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but practice. It's destitute
Esse. On those dark nights.

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the only thing that really
matters is music."

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Barf.

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"The truth is. we're the hardest
working band in town.

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No gimmicks. Just straight
up Detroit Garage

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Rock and Roll. homie."
No gimmicks?

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What a pile of fucking
horse shit.

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We don't have
time to tell you all the
bands...

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One. two. three. four...

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Yeah!

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South By loved us!

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Woo!

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You guys think any label
guys witnessed le rock
onslaught?

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You know they did!

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You guys were
fucking dynamite.

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Here's a record contract.

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Sign here.

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That's not true.

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That's not true. Thomas.
You know that's not true.

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Maybe if you stop wallowing
in your self

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pity every once in
a while. you'd

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notice that we're...

189
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By leaving me alone in
a fucking cracker box of a house

190
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in a fucking wheelchair!

191
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What am I supposed to do?

192
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I don't know!

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Someone has to work!
Then work!

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Screw you. Thomas!

195
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No. screw you. Lynn!

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Fuck sake. Dave!

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Oh. Is this a bad time?
Oh.

198
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No. no. no. Not come in. I
was. uh.

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- What's up?
- I can come back.

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No. come in.

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Got that Planet
Muffler revision.

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It goes to the printer tomorrow.

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It needs to be routed
for sign off.

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Yeah. I'm on it.

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Um. yeah--

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Just sit it over there
please. Yeah. thanks.

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Sure. Everything cool?

208
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Yeah. yeah.

209
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yeah. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

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Thank you. This is great.

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Okay.
Oh!

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Bye.
Bye.

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Oh. my...

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Oh!

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Dave. I swear to God...

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Uh. are you okay?

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Yeah. I'm. I'm. I'm fantastic.

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Uh. forgot to mention. uh.
the twins are out sick.

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so. Craig needs to sign off.

220
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Really? Craig? Sign off?

221
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Uh. yeah. Sorry. I'll. I'll talk
to you later.

222
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All right? Yeah.

223
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Craig. hey.

224
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- You again. What?
- Uh.

225
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Planet Muffler ad needs
your final sign

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off before it goes to print.

227
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Fine. Whatever.

228
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Jesus. who writes this crap?

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You did. Craig.

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You got something for me to
sign this trash with?

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Yep.

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Asshole.

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Sorry. Just. just
a quick question.

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What?

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Do you remember the exact
moment

236
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that you gave up on
being a real writer

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and sold out for advertising?

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1. 2. 3...

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Hey.

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how'd you like that wallpaper
I planted on ya?

241
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Wasn't sure when you'd get in.

242
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so. I did it last night when you
left.

243
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Told my lady about it.

244
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She thought it was hilarious.

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Oh. snap.

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♪ My life in the D ♪

247
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♪ It's a tragic comedy ♪

248
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♪ A poetic verse ♪

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♪ It's voodoo some say. black
magic etouffee ♪

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♪ A dead man's curse ♪
Fuck!

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Hello? Mom?

252
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Dad?

253
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Bedroom. Bedroom!

254
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Jesus. What the hell are you
doing on the floor?

255
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I. I. I was trying to
put my socks on

256
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and I. I guess I lost my balance
and boom. I fell.

257
00:17:25.957 --> 00:17:28.047
Uh. I tried to get
up. but no dice.

258
00:17:30.353 --> 00:17:31.354
How long have you been
sitting here?

259
00:17:33.748 --> 00:17:34.662
- Here. Come on.
- Stop.

260
00:17:34.966 --> 00:17:36.055
I'll do this myself.

261
00:17:36.185 --> 00:17:37.012
Well. apparently. you
can't.

262
00:17:37.143 --> 00:17:38.187
Come on.

263
00:17:40.233 --> 00:17:41.016
Did you hear what I said?

264
00:17:41.147 --> 00:17:42.017
Huh?

265
00:17:42.365 --> 00:17:43.584
I asked how long you've
been on the floor?

266
00:17:44.411 --> 00:17:49.242
- Uh. not long. Not long.
- Uh huh.

267
00:17:52.636 --> 00:17:54.421
Why didn't. why didn't
you just call me?

268
00:17:55.161 --> 00:17:56.075
Where's ma?

269
00:18:00.296 --> 00:18:01.819
Dad? Where's mom?

270
00:18:04.692 --> 00:18:05.867
I guess. I guess she left.

271
00:18:13.962 --> 00:18:15.877
Just careful. It's hot as hell.

272
00:18:16.007 --> 00:18:17.183
And. and make sure you don't

273
00:18:17.313 --> 00:18:18.967
eat the peach cobbler shit
in the corner.

274
00:18:19.098 --> 00:18:21.361
It mixed with the steak
juice. It's gross.

275
00:18:30.587 --> 00:18:33.503
You think she's. uh. think
she's coming back?

276
00:18:34.722 --> 00:18:37.116
Coming back? No.

277
00:18:38.943 --> 00:18:40.902
Fuck her.

278
00:18:41.032 --> 00:18:43.818
Oh. fuck her.
Are you serious?

279
00:18:43.948 --> 00:18:45.472
She's the one who takes
care... Shit.

280
00:18:45.602 --> 00:18:49.780
she takes care of both
of us. You know what?

281
00:18:50.390 --> 00:18:53.262
Let me ask you a question.
Where are your meds?

282
00:18:55.525 --> 00:18:57.658
They're right there
in the cabinet.

283
00:18:57.788 --> 00:18:59.050
No. they're not. They're
in the fridge.

284
00:18:59.181 --> 00:19:00.922
You gotta keep 'em

285
00:19:01.052 --> 00:19:02.097
cold or they go bad.

286
00:19:03.446 --> 00:19:07.102
What about your nurse? What
day does she come by?

287
00:19:07.233 --> 00:19:11.759
Uh. well. uh. Wednesday.
Thursday.

288
00:19:11.889 --> 00:19:13.630
It's Tuesday. Tuesday.

289
00:19:33.737 --> 00:19:35.261
"Congratulations... Your band.

290
00:19:35.435 --> 00:19:38.089
Hot Freaks. is invited to Austin
to play South by Southwest."

291
00:19:40.004 --> 00:19:44.922
Holy shit. Did you
know about this?

292
00:19:45.532 --> 00:19:48.143
Ugh. this peach cobbler
stuff tastes like shit.

293
00:19:58.327 --> 00:20:00.851
Hey. Jess. Jess. where
you going?

294
00:20:00.982 --> 00:20:03.811
Jess?!

295
00:20:06.988 --> 00:20:07.815
Shit.

296
00:20:16.215 --> 00:20:17.216
"Jesse Grant..."

297
00:20:17.651 --> 00:20:18.782
"Jesse Grant..."

298
00:20:18.913 --> 00:20:19.914
"Congratulations..."

299
00:20:21.437 --> 00:20:24.397
Oh my God. Jesse. Holy
fucking shit. dude!

300
00:20:26.268 --> 00:20:28.096
Jess. Jess. What's wrong?
Man? This is awesome.

301
00:20:30.968 --> 00:20:32.579
I'm not going. you just.

302
00:20:32.709 --> 00:20:34.537
you can call what's his
face from The Numbers

303
00:20:34.668 --> 00:20:36.278
to fill in for me or whoever.

304
00:20:36.409 --> 00:20:37.410
I...

305
00:20:38.759 --> 00:20:41.762
Dude. what. what. what the hell
are you talking about?

306
00:20:42.110 --> 00:20:43.851
This is your biggest
dream. dude.

307
00:20:43.981 --> 00:20:45.940
We. we. we can't go and do
this without you. man.

308
00:20:46.070 --> 00:20:48.508
Yeah. well. my ma left. Okay.

309
00:20:49.596 --> 00:20:52.425
Like. like. she left. left?

310
00:20:53.208 --> 00:20:55.515
Yeah. Like packed up
all her shit left.

311
00:20:56.777 --> 00:20:57.778
Man.

312
00:20:58.735 --> 00:20:59.954
I mean. you. you know
her. she'll.

313
00:21:00.084 --> 00:21:01.216
she'll. she'll come back.

314
00:21:01.608 --> 00:21:05.351
No. No. she won't. She got
an apartment in Ferndale.

315
00:21:06.874 --> 00:21:09.572
She said that she can deal with
all my dad's health issues.

316
00:21:09.703 --> 00:21:12.053
you know. the shots and the
doctor's appointments

317
00:21:12.183 --> 00:21:14.621
and whatever. but just not
his shitty attitude.

318
00:21:16.231 --> 00:21:18.059
And I get it. Like. I. I mean.

319
00:21:18.189 --> 00:21:19.756
the guy is a complete
asshole.

320
00:21:19.887 --> 00:21:24.021
Jess. Jess. the guy's also
in a wheelchair.

321
00:21:24.152 --> 00:21:25.806
People in wheelchairs
can't be assholes?

322
00:21:26.633 --> 00:21:29.505
Uh. I. I. I. I guess anyone
can be an asshole.

323
00:21:29.636 --> 00:21:31.855
but he's your dad in
a wheelchair. man.

324
00:21:31.986 --> 00:21:33.814
Oh. So. your dad. who's
not in a wheelchair.

325
00:21:34.075 --> 00:21:35.511
is not an asshole?

326
00:21:35.729 --> 00:21:37.034
Oh no. He's a huge asshole.

327
00:21:37.600 --> 00:21:38.558
Exactly.

328
00:21:42.431 --> 00:21:43.650
Oh. did I mention I got fired
today?

329
00:21:46.261 --> 00:21:48.698
Jesus. Who died?

330
00:21:48.829 --> 00:21:50.657
Alright. cheers everybody
South By here we come.

331
00:21:50.787 --> 00:21:54.313
We're on our way. Seff.

332
00:21:56.184 --> 00:21:58.621
Oh God. why?

333
00:21:58.752 --> 00:22:00.188
Hey. there's J.J.. I'm gonna go

334
00:22:00.319 --> 00:22:01.320
congratulate him.

335
00:22:01.450 --> 00:22:02.625
Oh. the fuck
You are. That fucking

336
00:22:02.756 --> 00:22:03.583
Cody.

337
00:22:05.019 --> 00:22:05.759
Y'all better be
at South By.

338
00:22:05.889 --> 00:22:06.977
Hey. J.J. Hey.

339
00:22:07.108 --> 00:22:08.065
Hey.

340
00:22:10.503 --> 00:22:12.156
Congrats on South By. man.

341
00:22:12.896 --> 00:22:15.421
I hear. uh. Hipster
Records flying out to sign you
guys.

342
00:22:15.986 --> 00:22:18.641
Oh. thanks. man. Uh. do
I know you. Amigo?

343
00:22:21.818 --> 00:22:25.169
Yeah. I. I'm. I'm Cody. bassist
from Hot Freaks.

344
00:22:25.779 --> 00:22:27.215
Doesn't ring a bell? Uh.

345
00:22:28.956 --> 00:22:30.044
the other guys. they're.
they're over

346
00:22:30.174 --> 00:22:31.175
there. Hey. hey guys. Hey.

347
00:22:31.611 --> 00:22:34.483
Hey. We. we opened

348
00:22:34.614 --> 00:22:37.356
for you guys at the Garden Bowl
just a little while back.

349
00:22:39.836 --> 00:22:42.273
Oh. yeah. yeah. yeah. I remember
you guys. Yeah.

350
00:22:42.404 --> 00:22:45.015
You're the. uh. Cheap Trick
rip-off band. huh?

351
00:22:48.802 --> 00:22:51.282
And you. you fell off the stage

352
00:22:51.413 --> 00:22:53.110
and smashed your guitar to shiz.

353
00:22:55.591 --> 00:22:57.027
Yo lemme know if you
wanna sell that ride

354
00:22:57.158 --> 00:22:58.377
for parts or something. man.

355
00:23:04.339 --> 00:23:05.340
See you later.

356
00:23:08.691 --> 00:23:09.475
What just happened?

357
00:23:17.308 --> 00:23:18.135
Hey.

358
00:23:22.226 --> 00:23:26.753
We are playing
South By at La Zona on the
Saturday night bill.

359
00:23:27.928 --> 00:23:30.844
So. you guys should think
about checking us out.

360
00:23:31.148 --> 00:23:32.367
you know. see how it's done.

361
00:23:34.021 --> 00:23:36.110
Well. this is awkward because
we're actually headlining

362
00:23:36.240 --> 00:23:40.810
that show. So. I guess you'll
be opening for us again?

363
00:23:42.290 --> 00:23:43.334
Bummer. Broski.

364
00:23:45.685 --> 00:23:47.513
Yo. try not
to fall off the stage this time.

365
00:23:47.643 --> 00:23:50.472
yeah? And you...

366
00:23:51.386 --> 00:23:52.996
just take off the top
two strings. man.

367
00:23:53.127 --> 00:23:54.215
It's not like you
use 'em anyway.

368
00:24:00.264 --> 00:24:01.396
Fuck that fucking fuck.

369
00:24:01.527 --> 00:24:04.617
Okay. Okay. boys. we are
going to Austin

370
00:24:04.791 --> 00:24:07.402
and we're gonna blow his ass out
of the water. Okay?

371
00:24:07.533 --> 00:24:09.926
Wait. wait. Who's going to
Austin?

372
00:24:15.497 --> 00:24:16.455
Let's Go.

373
00:24:16.585 --> 00:24:19.370
Oh. fucking guys.
I tell you what.

374
00:24:19.675 --> 00:24:20.763
Oh. about time.

375
00:24:20.894 --> 00:24:23.549
Oh. look at this beauty.

376
00:24:23.679 --> 00:24:25.202
Nice ride.

377
00:24:25.594 --> 00:24:26.769
What's this piece of shit?

378
00:24:29.903 --> 00:24:30.860
Damn. Shut it up.

379
00:24:30.991 --> 00:24:31.861
You're late.

380
00:24:32.383 --> 00:24:34.908
Hey. what do you think?
Pretty cool. Huh?

381
00:24:35.038 --> 00:24:35.561
Where'd you get it?

382
00:24:35.691 --> 00:24:36.692
I'd rather walk.

383
00:24:36.823 --> 00:24:38.302
You remember Tommy
from Thick Pickle?

384
00:24:38.825 --> 00:24:40.130
How can I forget Thick Pickle?

385
00:24:40.261 --> 00:24:41.349
Yeah. Well. they broke up.

386
00:24:41.654 --> 00:24:43.046
so they rented it
to us for cheap.

387
00:24:46.441 --> 00:24:47.573
Yeah.

388
00:24:47.703 --> 00:24:49.966
Jesus. You think it'll
make it to Austin?

389
00:24:50.314 --> 00:24:52.839
Oh. they told me it
would. Plus. Yeah.

390
00:24:53.056 --> 00:24:56.103
They gave me their triple
A card just in case.

391
00:24:56.451 --> 00:24:59.323
Hey. anybody check
the fluids on this shit wagon?

392
00:24:59.454 --> 00:25:00.455
Hey. Mr. G.

393
00:25:00.629 --> 00:25:01.848
How's it hanging. man?
Nice to see you.

394
00:25:01.978 --> 00:25:03.937
Yeah. not good. Good to see you
too.

395
00:25:04.067 --> 00:25:06.592
I can't wait to be dropped off
in a nursing home to die.

396
00:25:06.896 --> 00:25:10.204
Shady Acres is an assisted
living facility. Okay?

397
00:25:10.334 --> 00:25:11.553
And you're only gonna
be there for a week.

398
00:25:11.814 --> 00:25:13.729
so you're not gonna die by
the time I get back. Dad.

399
00:25:13.990 --> 00:25:16.732
I should have never had sex with
your mom that Christmas.

400
00:25:17.167 --> 00:25:19.126
Too many white Russians.
Too many.

401
00:25:19.256 --> 00:25:21.911
Hey.
I hear they have some. uh.
pretty nice ice cream socials.

402
00:25:22.042 --> 00:25:23.434
Yeah. some hot blue hairs. too.

403
00:25:23.565 --> 00:25:24.871
- Ice cream and blue hair.
- Yeah.

404
00:25:25.393 --> 00:25:27.526
Is that. uh. supposed to make
me feel better. asshole?

405
00:25:27.656 --> 00:25:29.005
We gotta go or we're not gonna
make it.

406
00:25:29.136 --> 00:25:29.963
Be careful.

407
00:25:30.093 --> 00:25:31.442
- Help me get in the van.
- Ah!

408
00:25:31.747 --> 00:25:33.662
Picked the wrong week
to stop drinking.

409
00:25:34.228 --> 00:25:35.751
Are you high? Careful!
All right.

410
00:25:35.882 --> 00:25:37.536
Watch. watch. watch it!

411
00:25:40.060 --> 00:25:41.888
Careful.

412
00:25:42.018 --> 00:25:44.064
- Alright. Hey. hey.
- We're good.

413
00:25:44.194 --> 00:25:47.241
I'm fine. man. I got this.
I'm fine.

414
00:25:50.026 --> 00:25:51.550
Legs in...

415
00:25:56.511 --> 00:25:57.381
Comfy. right?

416
00:25:57.860 --> 00:26:00.341
Save it. You're all
co-conspirators

417
00:26:00.471 --> 00:26:01.647
as far as I'm concerned.

418
00:26:01.908 --> 00:26:04.432
Abandoning. uh. handicapped man.

419
00:26:06.826 --> 00:26:07.957
Y'all should be ashamed.

420
00:26:08.088 --> 00:26:09.785
I said stop. dad.

421
00:26:20.579 --> 00:26:24.583
Oh my God. Oh. Jesus.
Oh.

422
00:26:24.713 --> 00:26:25.975
Really?

423
00:26:26.236 --> 00:26:28.282
On demand. revenge farts?

424
00:26:28.412 --> 00:26:30.589
Such a child.

425
00:26:36.682 --> 00:26:37.508
Now that's good.

426
00:26:37.639 --> 00:26:38.553
That's gold. baby.

427
00:26:39.075 --> 00:26:41.338
You're
paying for the damages on the
van.

428
00:26:41.512 --> 00:26:43.558
Sorry. fellas. Not anymore.

429
00:26:44.080 --> 00:26:45.429
Just take me to the
nursing home.

430
00:26:45.560 --> 00:26:47.910
- Oh shit.
- Enjoy the ride.

431
00:26:49.390 --> 00:26:50.217
Oh. shit.

432
00:27:10.759 --> 00:27:11.760
Nope.

433
00:27:12.239 --> 00:27:13.109
Hey. what are you doing?

434
00:27:13.240 --> 00:27:14.284
Just keep going. keep going.

435
00:27:14.415 --> 00:27:17.113
Wait. is he coming with us?

436
00:27:19.028 --> 00:27:22.858
No offense. Your dad anger farts.
He's old and cranky.

437
00:27:22.989 --> 00:27:24.207
Smells like fucking month balls.

438
00:27:24.338 --> 00:27:25.382
Yeah. I Know.
- Hey. I can hear you.

439
00:27:25.513 --> 00:27:26.949
No. no. Jess. I mean. seriously.

440
00:27:27.080 --> 00:27:28.211
Look at the guy.

441
00:27:28.516 --> 00:27:29.691
There's. there's no room for
him. dude.

442
00:27:29.822 --> 00:27:30.779
I don't care.

443
00:27:31.345 --> 00:27:33.260
Hey. Jess. Hey Jess.

444
00:27:33.477 --> 00:27:34.391
I'm not hearing it. Okay?

445
00:27:34.522 --> 00:27:35.784
Just. just shut up

446
00:27:35.915 --> 00:27:37.960
and try not to be your
usual pain in the ass.

447
00:27:38.178 --> 00:27:39.745
Okay?

448
00:27:40.963 --> 00:27:42.443
I wanted to say. I just
wanted...

449
00:27:42.573 --> 00:27:44.227
Dad!

450
00:27:44.358 --> 00:27:45.489
I Just
wanted to ask. has anybody
checked the fluids on the

451
00:27:45.620 --> 00:27:46.621
Shit wagon?

452
00:27:56.152 --> 00:27:57.501
I got a piss. Anybody else?

453
00:27:58.546 --> 00:28:00.330
Hey. I thought we had to
go straight through?

454
00:28:00.940 --> 00:28:02.637
Go in a bottle for piss sake.

455
00:28:02.898 --> 00:28:05.205
Since when have you ever
pissed in a pop bottle?

456
00:28:06.162 --> 00:28:09.383
What? You think this is
my first road trip?

457
00:28:10.253 --> 00:28:12.212
Uh. considering I have
not once been

458
00:28:12.342 --> 00:28:13.430
on a road trip with you ever.

459
00:28:13.953 --> 00:28:14.823
Yeah.

460
00:28:15.215 --> 00:28:17.173
- Yeah. I could whiz.
- Yeah. Man. I gotta pee.

461
00:28:18.261 --> 00:28:19.306
Pussy's.

462
00:28:20.394 --> 00:28:21.438
Here. Cody. turn off.
Just turn off here.

463
00:28:22.918 --> 00:28:23.397
Pussy's.

464
00:28:23.527 --> 00:28:24.137
Dick.

465
00:28:24.267 --> 00:28:24.746
Pussy's.

466
00:28:24.877 --> 00:28:25.138
Dick.

467
00:28:25.268 --> 00:28:26.269
Sorry.

468
00:28:34.147 --> 00:28:36.715
Okay. here we go.

469
00:28:49.292 --> 00:28:50.337
Good?

470
00:28:50.772 --> 00:28:51.599
Not really.

471
00:29:21.368 --> 00:29:23.109
Wait. what do you. what are
you doing. Jess?

472
00:29:23.239 --> 00:29:24.458
I'm just. I'm helping
you take a piss.

473
00:29:24.588 --> 00:29:26.155
I. I don't. I don't need your
help. Stop.

474
00:29:26.286 --> 00:29:27.809
Come on dad.
Knock it off. I'm just here--

475
00:29:28.244 --> 00:29:30.029
Jess. I said stop. Shit.

476
00:29:30.159 --> 00:29:32.814
You know what?
Fine. Do it yourself.

477
00:29:32.945 --> 00:29:33.772
I will.

478
00:29:37.688 --> 00:29:38.515
I'll be fine.

479
00:29:40.517 --> 00:29:41.388
Close the door behind
me.

480
00:29:41.518 --> 00:29:42.345
All right.

481
00:29:46.785 --> 00:29:48.047
Alright. don't worry about
it.

482
00:29:48.177 --> 00:29:48.961
Just. just. just--

483
00:30:12.854 --> 00:30:13.812
What's up?

484
00:30:18.991 --> 00:30:19.861
Do I know you. guy?

485
00:30:28.087 --> 00:30:28.957
Bro!

486
00:30:34.528 --> 00:30:35.659
You listen to. uh. Radiohead?

487
00:30:35.790 --> 00:30:38.575
Yeah. but after screening.
I don't think OK

488
00:30:38.706 --> 00:30:39.707
Computer's gonna make. man.

489
00:30:41.100 --> 00:30:41.752
What are we doing here?

490
00:30:41.883 --> 00:30:42.753
Come on guys. Let's go.

491
00:30:42.884 --> 00:30:43.667
- Slow down a little dude.
- What?

492
00:30:43.885 --> 00:30:45.756
What's the hurry?
What's the rush?

493
00:30:45.887 --> 00:30:46.845
Looks like we're not
the only band

494
00:30:46.975 --> 00:30:48.585
on the road to Austin today.

495
00:30:48.716 --> 00:30:50.283
♪ Go ♪

496
00:30:50.413 --> 00:30:52.285
♪ Go. go ♪

497
00:30:54.069 --> 00:30:57.333
Oh shit. dude. They've gotta
van those motherfuckers!

498
00:30:57.464 --> 00:30:59.335
Yeah. Maybe we should go
say hi or something.

499
00:30:59.509 --> 00:31:00.684
- Oh yeah.
- Come on man.

500
00:31:00.946 --> 00:31:04.645
What is with you ladies? What's
with the man crush?

501
00:31:04.775 --> 00:31:06.734
It's another band from Detroit.

502
00:31:07.343 --> 00:31:09.868
Lead singer thinks his dick is
bigger than everyone else's.

503
00:31:11.478 --> 00:31:12.479
It's not.

504
00:31:13.697 --> 00:31:14.785
So. like on the douche-o-meter.

505
00:31:14.916 --> 00:31:16.091
what are we. what are
we looking at?

506
00:31:16.265 --> 00:31:17.353
Between one and 10.

507
00:31:17.658 --> 00:31:20.487
7.896.021.

508
00:31:21.009 --> 00:31:22.402
So that's over 10. right?

509
00:31:22.532 --> 00:31:23.533
It's 10. It's 10.

510
00:31:23.664 --> 00:31:27.407
Oh. so like. kind of
a douche. huh?

511
00:31:27.537 --> 00:31:28.364
Yeah.

512
00:31:30.497 --> 00:31:33.848
Hey. you. uh. you guys want to
have a little road trip fun?

513
00:31:34.544 --> 00:31:35.023
- Oui.
- Dito.

514
00:31:35.154 --> 00:31:36.198
No. no. no. no.

515
00:31:36.329 --> 00:31:37.243
We gotta get back on the road.
Come on.

516
00:31:37.373 --> 00:31:38.984
We gotta get back
on the road. Just relax.

517
00:31:39.201 --> 00:31:43.162
Have some fun. son. Seriously.
I got an idea.

518
00:31:43.727 --> 00:31:44.946
Trust the old man.

519
00:31:45.077 --> 00:31:45.947
Here's what I'm thinking...

520
00:32:42.003 --> 00:32:43.918
Seff... The door. man.

521
00:32:44.527 --> 00:32:45.659
Always close the door!

522
00:32:56.278 --> 00:32:57.323
All right.

523
00:32:59.455 --> 00:33:00.717
You owe me three bucks.

524
00:33:11.032 --> 00:33:12.033
Let's go! Go. go. go!

525
00:33:28.832 --> 00:33:30.791
Oh. yo. yo. yo. Jesse.
please be careful.

526
00:33:30.921 --> 00:33:32.010
We. we don't wanna mess this up.

527
00:33:32.271 --> 00:33:34.186
It's J.J.'s precious cargo
or whatever.

528
00:33:34.316 --> 00:33:35.143
Oh yeah?

529
00:33:36.840 --> 00:33:37.667
Oops.

530
00:34:07.784 --> 00:34:09.873
Seats aren't too
comfortable here. are they?

531
00:34:10.004 --> 00:34:11.832
- No kidding.
- Or maybe it's

532
00:34:11.962 --> 00:34:13.790
my seat that's not
so comfortable.

533
00:34:24.410 --> 00:34:27.021
You said there weren't
no home like a raft.

534
00:34:29.023 --> 00:34:32.070
After all. you feel mighty free

535
00:34:32.200 --> 00:34:35.421
and easy. and comfortable
on a raft.

536
00:34:39.294 --> 00:34:40.339
Huh?

537
00:34:40.513 --> 00:34:41.470
Oh. sorry.

538
00:34:41.818 --> 00:34:43.385
Uh. Huckleberry Finn.

539
00:34:46.997 --> 00:34:49.435
I've never seen the
Mississippi before.

540
00:34:50.871 --> 00:34:51.872
Always wanted to.

541
00:34:53.656 --> 00:34:56.398
Cool. Yeah. it's. uh. it's

542
00:34:56.529 --> 00:34:57.660
the first for both
of us. I guess.

543
00:34:58.792 --> 00:35:03.231
Did you know that it's
over 2.340 miles long

544
00:35:03.666 --> 00:35:06.930
and it takes one drop
of rain. 90 days

545
00:35:07.583 --> 00:35:12.197
to flow all the way through to
the ocean? It's cool. huh?

546
00:35:12.936 --> 00:35:13.763
Who knew?

547
00:35:15.113 --> 00:35:17.506
This guy. I always
thought it'd be cool to

548
00:35:18.899 --> 00:35:19.943
take a raft down it one day.

549
00:35:20.074 --> 00:35:22.294
You know. like the old timers?

550
00:35:25.210 --> 00:35:26.254
It's on my bucket list.

551
00:35:28.300 --> 00:35:29.562
Didn't know you had
a bucket list.

552
00:35:31.781 --> 00:35:32.565
Yeah. there's a lot of things

553
00:35:32.695 --> 00:35:33.870
you don't know about me. son.

554
00:35:35.959 --> 00:35:37.874
Okay. So. you going to tell me

555
00:35:38.005 --> 00:35:39.267
what else is on this
bucket list or--

556
00:35:39.398 --> 00:35:40.747
Yeah. Nah. I

557
00:35:40.877 --> 00:35:42.879
mean. look. it's just. it's
stupid stuff. you know?

558
00:35:43.010 --> 00:35:44.881
Oh yeah. Stupid stuff.
Like what?

559
00:35:45.447 --> 00:35:48.146
Just stupid stuff. So. you
know. dreams and places.

560
00:35:48.581 --> 00:35:49.277
Come on. What's on
the list?

561
00:35:49.408 --> 00:35:50.365
Okay.

562
00:35:50.496 --> 00:35:51.366
- Just--
- Alright. You wanna know?

563
00:35:51.627 --> 00:35:52.933
I. I. yeah.

564
00:35:53.063 --> 00:35:54.064
I've got it right
here. Keep it with me always.

565
00:35:54.413 --> 00:35:56.937
Shit. In fact. gimme a second.

566
00:36:01.507 --> 00:36:03.639
Yeah. I'm gonna have to update
some of this stuff.

567
00:36:03.770 --> 00:36:06.164
but. uh. I always thought
it'd be cool to go

568
00:36:06.468 --> 00:36:11.821
to see the Northern Lights.
you know? The Grand Canyon.

569
00:36:12.648 --> 00:36:15.782
Taj Mahal. uh. meet
Meryl Streep.

570
00:36:17.610 --> 00:36:19.873
Uh. I don't. maybe you
shouldn't let. maybe

571
00:36:20.352 --> 00:36:21.657
I shouldn't have let your
mom see that one.

572
00:36:22.571 --> 00:36:23.355
And. um--

573
00:36:28.447 --> 00:36:33.147
I thought. uh. maybe it'd
be nice if I could.

574
00:36:33.278 --> 00:36:35.584
if I could walk again someday.

575
00:36:38.108 --> 00:36:40.894
But. you know. just dreams. son.

576
00:36:46.595 --> 00:36:48.858
You gotta be shitting me!

577
00:36:48.989 --> 00:36:50.164
Fucking. Thick Pickle!

578
00:36:50.730 --> 00:36:53.080
Did anybody check the
fluids on this shit wagon?

579
00:36:54.124 --> 00:36:56.344
Oh. Okay.

580
00:36:56.475 --> 00:36:58.085
Triple A. to the rescue fellas.

581
00:37:10.010 --> 00:37:12.099
Yeah. I keep telling 'em you
gotta put some fluids

582
00:37:12.230 --> 00:37:13.535
- in the shit wagon. right?
- Yeah. I know.

583
00:37:14.797 --> 00:37:16.756
- For you.
- Gracias. amigo.

584
00:37:18.627 --> 00:37:20.020
I'm glad somebody knew
what was going on

585
00:37:20.150 --> 00:37:21.717
with this thing. Would've
taking a lot longer

586
00:37:21.848 --> 00:37:23.458
if we didn't know about the
fluids

587
00:37:23.589 --> 00:37:24.546
that we needed to
top off.

588
00:37:24.677 --> 00:37:25.504
Right?

589
00:37:25.634 --> 00:37:27.375
Now. Oh. you bet.

590
00:37:27.506 --> 00:37:29.029
Want to go ahead and
just run the.

591
00:37:29.159 --> 00:37:30.160
yeah. that one.

592
00:37:30.291 --> 00:37:31.510
- Alright.
- That should work.

593
00:37:31.640 --> 00:37:33.338
Alright. I'll be back in a
minute.

594
00:37:33.468 --> 00:37:34.252
Gracias. Ernesto.

595
00:37:36.123 --> 00:37:37.646
- You saved our ass.
- Really--

596
00:37:37.777 --> 00:37:39.431
thanks. Mr. G. We. we'll
pay you back.

597
00:37:39.953 --> 00:37:44.392
Uh. how? You boys don't even
have a pot to piss in.

598
00:37:45.959 --> 00:37:47.134
You're gonna have to
establish credit

599
00:37:47.265 --> 00:37:48.353
at some point. You
understand that?

600
00:37:48.614 --> 00:37:50.398
- It was declined.
- I'm sorry?

601
00:37:50.529 --> 00:37:51.573
- Declined.
- Declined.

602
00:37:51.704 --> 00:37:53.575
Uh. give. just give
it another shot.

603
00:37:54.228 --> 00:37:56.274
- I tried it twice.
- Alright. Uh.

604
00:37:58.058 --> 00:37:58.972
you got anything else?

605
00:37:59.102 --> 00:37:59.973
I do. Gimme just a

606
00:38:00.103 --> 00:38:01.366
sec. I'm just. I gotta get

607
00:38:01.496 --> 00:38:03.281
to the... I'm handicapped.
so. excuse me.

608
00:38:03.411 --> 00:38:04.238
Alright.

609
00:38:05.544 --> 00:38:06.501
What the fuck. dad?

610
00:38:07.372 --> 00:38:10.418
I. I'm sorry. I guess
your mother didn't pay the bill
last month.

611
00:38:14.030 --> 00:38:15.554
Uh. that's $1 Cody.

612
00:38:15.684 --> 00:38:17.556
It's a start. son.
What else we got?

613
00:38:17.860 --> 00:38:19.253
That's all I got.

614
00:38:19.384 --> 00:38:21.429
You have
two? Here's a 20.

615
00:38:21.647 --> 00:38:23.518
Wow. This is $23 guys...

616
00:38:23.649 --> 00:38:25.215
More than you guys have.

617
00:38:25.433 --> 00:38:27.522
Start digging in the van. We
gotta come up with something.

618
00:38:27.653 --> 00:38:30.133
$200 on a cost. Oh. well. shit.

619
00:38:31.352 --> 00:38:32.745
Oh my God. I can't
believe it's them!

620
00:38:33.311 --> 00:38:35.617
Bull Roar. right? I love
you guys.

621
00:38:35.748 --> 00:38:36.836
Okay.

622
00:38:36.966 --> 00:38:38.490
You guys are awesome.

623
00:38:39.708 --> 00:38:40.970
Oh. no. no. no. no. Sorry.

624
00:38:41.101 --> 00:38:42.537
No. we actually...

625
00:38:42.668 --> 00:38:43.582
Yes. they are

626
00:38:43.712 --> 00:38:44.800
the best. aren't they?!

627
00:38:45.018 --> 00:38:46.106
Bull Roar.

628
00:38:46.715 --> 00:38:48.543
Let's say it together. Bull
roar.

629
00:38:48.674 --> 00:38:50.589
Bull Roar!
- Yeah. Yeah. yeah.

630
00:38:50.719 --> 00:38:53.331
Would you. would you girls
like a. a. an autograph?

631
00:38:53.461 --> 00:38:54.506
Could we?

632
00:38:54.636 --> 00:38:55.768
Guys. can we get
an autograph from you?

633
00:38:55.898 --> 00:38:57.944
Oh. how about. uh. a picture?
Anybody have a camera?

634
00:38:58.074 --> 00:39:00.120
Yeah.

635
00:39:00.250 --> 00:39:04.777
Yeah. Okay. let's do
this. Okay. Oh. hey.

636
00:39:06.256 --> 00:39:09.259
All right. Okay. Package
deal. right? It's okay.

637
00:39:09.390 --> 00:39:10.478
Jesse. I got this. Thank you.

638
00:39:10.609 --> 00:39:12.088
- Where are you guys going?
- Oh. we're going

639
00:39:12.219 --> 00:39:13.916
to. uh. South by
Southwest right now. You know.
you know.

640
00:39:14.047 --> 00:39:15.265
Oh. what's that?

641
00:39:15.657 --> 00:39:18.138
Oh. just. just a. just a huge
music festival in the.

642
00:39:18.268 --> 00:39:19.618
you know. it's in Austin.
you know.

643
00:39:19.748 --> 00:39:21.359
Austin?

644
00:39:21.489 --> 00:39:23.186
Is that like a state?

645
00:39:23.317 --> 00:39:26.320
Okay. my bad.

646
00:39:26.451 --> 00:39:29.584
Here you go. Everybody's just
say. say "Bull Roar."

647
00:39:30.019 --> 00:39:33.283
Bull Roar!

648
00:39:33.414 --> 00:39:35.547
Got it.

649
00:39:35.677 --> 00:39:38.245
Alright. There you go. That
should work out fine.

650
00:39:39.159 --> 00:39:42.945
- Yeah. that'll be $100 cash.
- Okay. Okay. Yeah.

651
00:39:45.731 --> 00:39:48.124
Alright. you girls have a
wonderful time.

652
00:39:48.255 --> 00:39:49.430
Thank you.

653
00:39:49.561 --> 00:39:53.434
- Kind of wiped it off.
- Thank you. Bye.

654
00:39:53.608 --> 00:39:54.914
Thank you.

655
00:39:55.044 --> 00:39:58.483
Ernesto. How are we?
I got your. uh. your money.

656
00:39:58.613 --> 00:40:01.268
- Cash is king. right?
- Better now.

657
00:40:02.661 --> 00:40:04.793
Bull Roar!

658
00:40:05.881 --> 00:40:07.187
Ladies later.

659
00:40:11.713 --> 00:40:15.108
So. uh. anybody get any numbers?

660
00:40:16.805 --> 00:40:21.375
Nobody? Four young.

661
00:40:21.506 --> 00:40:24.813
healthy. good-looking musicians.

662
00:40:24.944 --> 00:40:25.597
Four?

663
00:40:25.727 --> 00:40:27.903
And. and not one number?

664
00:40:28.861 --> 00:40:30.036
Oh. wow.

665
00:40:30.166 --> 00:40:33.169
That's. guys. that's a.
that's a disgrace.

666
00:40:33.300 --> 00:40:37.435
You charged them a
hundred bucks for a picture
with the wrong band.

667
00:40:37.783 --> 00:40:40.655
So what? You're on the road
again. aren't you?

668
00:40:42.352 --> 00:40:44.180
At least one of you could have
gotten a little yank-a-

669
00:40:44.311 --> 00:40:45.573
jank in the back of the van.

670
00:40:45.791 --> 00:40:46.835
Stop it.

671
00:40:46.966 --> 00:40:49.055
Serious. Like
your game's off boys.

672
00:40:49.185 --> 00:40:51.100
Like. you guys need
some serious work.

673
00:40:51.536 --> 00:40:53.712
You should have at least pulled.
pulled out one of those.

674
00:40:53.842 --> 00:40:56.236
uh. Ross Jeffries lines or two.

675
00:40:56.541 --> 00:40:59.326
- Who's. who's Ross Jeffries?
- Who's Ross Jeffries?

676
00:41:00.109 --> 00:41:03.939
Only the trailblazer of the
subliminal speed seduction game.

677
00:41:06.115 --> 00:41:08.596
What. what is that? The
speed seduction game?

678
00:41:08.814 --> 00:41:10.555
That. that's so creepy. man.

679
00:41:10.685 --> 00:41:12.905
- No. no. tell me more.
- Oh. do not encourage him.

680
00:41:13.383 --> 00:41:16.561
Uh. no. Encourage me. Not creepy
at all. Thank you. Cody.

681
00:41:17.562 --> 00:41:18.693
- It's a skill.
- Uh huh.

682
00:41:18.954 --> 00:41:22.175
And what you do. for example.
you go into a bar

683
00:41:22.305 --> 00:41:25.787
and you're talking. talking
to a young chick.

684
00:41:25.918 --> 00:41:27.528
You're just talking
about whatever.

685
00:41:27.659 --> 00:41:31.184
You're talking outta your ass
and she says something

686
00:41:31.314 --> 00:41:35.144
and you respond to something
like. "It'd be below me

687
00:41:35.275 --> 00:41:36.624
to question you. darling."

688
00:41:39.584 --> 00:41:44.153
Below me. Below me. BLOW ME?

689
00:41:44.502 --> 00:41:47.330
Oh. Jesus Christ. Mr. G.

690
00:41:47.461 --> 00:41:49.158
- that's fucking awful.
- Fucking genius.

691
00:41:49.289 --> 00:41:50.246
Sorry. What? That's?

692
00:41:50.420 --> 00:41:51.944
Fucking. fucking fucking
genius. man.

693
00:41:52.118 --> 00:41:54.860
That would not work.
That's insane.

694
00:41:55.382 --> 00:41:58.080
Oh. it works. I've tried
it and it. it works.

695
00:41:58.994 --> 00:41:59.778
Oh. it works.

696
00:41:59.908 --> 00:42:01.344
When?

697
00:42:01.475 --> 00:42:02.694
- Huh?
- When have you done that?

698
00:42:02.955 --> 00:42:05.566
Well. uh. details are not
important right now.

699
00:42:05.697 --> 00:42:09.004
I just think you guys need to
go in a whole new direction.

700
00:42:10.310 --> 00:42:13.356
New direction. NUDE
ERECTION?

701
00:42:13.487 --> 00:42:14.532
Yeah.

702
00:42:14.662 --> 00:42:16.838
Know the first. okay.
get it. Phone.

703
00:42:17.273 --> 00:42:18.405
You know what?

704
00:42:18.536 --> 00:42:19.972
Oh. yeah. yeah.
How's it going. huh?

705
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:23.149
That's it. Cody. You're gonna.
you're gonna go places.

706
00:42:23.366 --> 00:42:25.978
These guys. these young ladies.

707
00:42:26.892 --> 00:42:28.850
I'm going to go in
a new direction.

708
00:42:29.068 --> 00:42:30.069
They call me old. uh.

709
00:42:30.199 --> 00:42:32.288
Thomas the Yank Engine
back in the day.

710
00:43:01.187 --> 00:43:02.754
What the heck is going on here?

711
00:43:06.627 --> 00:43:08.107
Did we hit on the wrong band?

712
00:43:53.108 --> 00:43:55.067
If you tell anyone. I swear
to all that is holy.

713
00:43:55.197 --> 00:43:56.546
I will cut a biatch.

714
00:44:00.855 --> 00:44:02.596
Hey. it's Goose.
I think he's got

715
00:44:02.727 --> 00:44:03.728
an update on the spring tour.

716
00:44:05.730 --> 00:44:07.296
Yo. talk to me. Goose.

717
00:44:10.952 --> 00:44:12.650
Wait. you saw what
on our website?

718
00:44:15.391 --> 00:44:17.480
It's impossible. man. The mic
stands right here in the van.

719
00:44:20.483 --> 00:44:21.310
A hundred bucks?

720
00:44:32.626 --> 00:44:33.975
Ooh!

721
00:44:35.237 --> 00:44:37.587
Yeah. you're right. It's not
here. Some schmuck stole it.

722
00:44:39.372 --> 00:44:41.853
Hot Freaks? You sure
it was them?

723
00:44:43.942 --> 00:44:45.204
Oh. I knew. I recognized

724
00:44:45.334 --> 00:44:46.596
that dork when he was
checking on my Jimmy

725
00:44:46.727 --> 00:44:47.815
while I was pissing
at the Come and Go.

726
00:44:47.946 --> 00:44:50.600
What's his face? The drummer.
Jesse? Yeah.

727
00:44:51.166 --> 00:44:53.081
Uh. do you know him?
You got his number?

728
00:44:54.648 --> 00:44:57.085
Send that to me asap. J.J.
out.

729
00:44:57.216 --> 00:44:59.392
Seff! The door.

730
00:45:00.175 --> 00:45:02.134
You always gotta close
the gosh darn door!

731
00:45:17.453 --> 00:45:19.412
Starting note again. Starting
note again. Okay.

732
00:45:22.545 --> 00:45:24.112
1. 2. 3. 4.

733
00:45:24.243 --> 00:45:27.115
♪ Looking for a
New revolution ♪

734
00:45:27.681 --> 00:45:31.119
♪ Breaking free of the ♪
Institution ♪

735
00:45:38.518 --> 00:45:39.649
Oh. go for Jesse.

736
00:45:39.954 --> 00:45:42.217
Is this the
turd from Hot Freaks or

737
00:45:42.435 --> 00:45:44.350
whatever you call your stupid
frickin' band name?

738
00:45:44.785 --> 00:45:46.831
Uh. yeah. Yeah. it is.
Who's this?

739
00:45:46.961 --> 00:45:48.920
This is J.J. from Bull Roar.

740
00:45:50.704 --> 00:45:52.488
Word on the street is you
a-holes are in somehow

741
00:45:52.619 --> 00:45:55.840
possession of my magic mic
stand. True or false?

742
00:45:57.058 --> 00:45:59.017
Fuck. Fuck.

743
00:45:59.408 --> 00:46:01.410
It's J.J. and he knows we have
the mic stand.

744
00:46:01.541 --> 00:46:02.716
Dude. How?

745
00:46:02.847 --> 00:46:03.456
I don't know. I don't.
what should I say?

746
00:46:03.586 --> 00:46:04.457
What should I say?

747
00:46:04.587 --> 00:46:05.937
Go hang some

748
00:46:06.285 --> 00:46:09.157
balls on it and
stick it up your asshole. you
jackass.

749
00:46:10.202 --> 00:46:11.943
Shh!

750
00:46:12.073 --> 00:46:12.944
Hey. J.J... Uh.

751
00:46:13.074 --> 00:46:14.032
uh. Yeah. we.

752
00:46:14.423 --> 00:46:15.947
we don't know what you're
talking about. man.

753
00:46:18.819 --> 00:46:22.823
Alright. So that's how it's gonna
be. Eh. Esse? Okay. Okay.

754
00:46:23.084 --> 00:46:25.043
Well. I want you to
listen to me very.

755
00:46:25.521 --> 00:46:26.305
very carefully.

756
00:46:26.435 --> 00:46:27.262
Alright?

757
00:46:27.741 --> 00:46:29.264
If you defile my magic mic

758
00:46:29.395 --> 00:46:32.050
stand in any way
whatsoever. I'll ruinwhatever

759
00:46:32.180 --> 00:46:33.442
street cred you

760
00:46:33.791 --> 00:46:36.358
and your pathetic little band
think you might have.

761
00:46:36.750 --> 00:46:39.100
Okay? I'm not sure
if you actually saw the article
in NME

762
00:46:39.231 --> 00:46:41.929
about the Roar. but I can assure
you. I have the ear

763
00:46:42.060 --> 00:46:44.540
of every indie music journalist
in the world.

764
00:46:44.758 --> 00:46:48.327
So don't think that I won't ruin
you cunts in a heartbeat--

765
00:46:49.415 --> 00:46:51.983
Comprende. Muchacha?!

766
00:46:54.463 --> 00:46:55.290
Muchacho.

767
00:47:02.036 --> 00:47:03.603
Fuck. We are straight up fucked.

768
00:47:05.170 --> 00:47:06.736
Why do you let that
dick wad talk

769
00:47:06.867 --> 00:47:07.999
to you like that. Jess?

770
00:47:08.129 --> 00:47:09.435
Oh. you got another brilliant
idea. dad?

771
00:47:09.565 --> 00:47:10.828
If you're talking about
the mic stand.

772
00:47:10.958 --> 00:47:12.830
that wasn't my idea.
That was all you.

773
00:47:12.960 --> 00:47:14.179
Oh wow.

774
00:47:14.309 --> 00:47:15.745
Oh my God. Can you
shut the fuck up?

775
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:19.053
Shut up for two minutes. All you
two do is bitch. Oh my God.

776
00:47:21.099 --> 00:47:23.710
Mr. G. do you have any
ideas?

777
00:47:23.841 --> 00:47:25.233
Yes. Thank you. I do.

778
00:47:26.147 --> 00:47:27.105
Own it.

779
00:47:27.235 --> 00:47:28.193
Flip it.

780
00:47:52.043 --> 00:47:52.870
No fucking way.

781
00:48:06.535 --> 00:48:07.362
I took the lead...

782
00:48:07.493 --> 00:48:10.061
Somebody's heart...

783
00:48:18.417 --> 00:48:20.375
Come on. dad. Turn this
shit. This is...

784
00:48:22.464 --> 00:48:25.641
What? Jesse. please tell me

785
00:48:25.772 --> 00:48:27.469
that you've heard this song.

786
00:48:29.863 --> 00:48:33.345
I don't know. Uh. yeah.
probably. I guess.

787
00:48:33.475 --> 00:48:34.346
Probably? I guess? What?

788
00:48:34.476 --> 00:48:37.088
Jesse. this is probably

789
00:48:37.827 --> 00:48:40.526
and arguably the best
track of the era.

790
00:48:42.615 --> 00:48:43.442
Listen to it.

791
00:48:47.533 --> 00:48:50.928
Listen to it. Is it coming back
yet? Gotta know this.

792
00:48:51.450 --> 00:48:54.540
No. but. uh. nope. I've never
heard this before.

793
00:48:54.932 --> 00:48:56.498
Uh. you two knuckleheads.

794
00:48:59.937 --> 00:49:02.940
This. this lead trumpet line?

795
00:49:04.898 --> 00:49:09.076
It's iconic. A hook.
a lick. right?

796
00:49:09.990 --> 00:49:13.385
I mean. the pop guys stole
that idea and ran with it.

797
00:49:16.040 --> 00:49:18.694
I mean. the Beatles probably
wouldn't even be the Beatles

798
00:49:18.825 --> 00:49:19.957
if it weren't for this track.

799
00:49:21.045 --> 00:49:24.135
Uh. hell. your band probably
wouldn't even exist.

800
00:49:24.396 --> 00:49:26.920
Oh. that's kind of
an overstatement. don't you
think?

801
00:49:27.051 --> 00:49:27.921
This track-- I. I

802
00:49:28.052 --> 00:49:29.270
used to play in my. uh.

803
00:49:29.488 --> 00:49:31.577
jazz combo in the late
sixties.

804
00:49:31.707 --> 00:49:33.318
Wait. you. you played Mr.
G?

805
00:49:33.448 --> 00:49:34.580
Yeah.

806
00:49:34.710 --> 00:49:35.668
What the hell are
you talking about?

807
00:49:35.929 --> 00:49:37.539
Yeah. I played on that.

808
00:49:37.844 --> 00:49:41.239
that little Ludwig trap kit
in the basement. you know?

809
00:49:41.500 --> 00:49:42.588
Yeah. Yeah.

810
00:49:42.718 --> 00:49:45.069
Did the Detroit
circuit for years.

811
00:49:46.070 --> 00:49:49.290
Baker's. The Rhino. All
the old school joints.

812
00:49:50.857 --> 00:49:52.728
What? You.

813
00:49:54.469 --> 00:49:56.167
you've never told me that
you were a drummer.

814
00:49:57.298 --> 00:49:59.561
I. that seems kind of important.
don't you think?

815
00:50:00.084 --> 00:50:04.262
I also played guitar and bass
and played the radio.

816
00:50:05.350 --> 00:50:09.093
But seriously... I. you
know. these don't.

817
00:50:10.268 --> 00:50:11.573
these don't work
so good anymore.

818
00:50:11.704 --> 00:50:12.879
So. I. I just figured.

819
00:50:13.749 --> 00:50:15.360
there's nothing really
more to say about it.

820
00:50:15.490 --> 00:50:18.928
You know. Jess. you know.
you. you guys.

821
00:50:19.059 --> 00:50:20.887
your band. You're lucky.

822
00:50:21.888 --> 00:50:23.237
You're young and healthy.

823
00:50:24.847 --> 00:50:26.240
You're out there playing
the clubs.

824
00:50:26.371 --> 00:50:28.460
This is like the best
time of your lives.

825
00:50:30.810 --> 00:50:34.553
The best time of our lives. dad?

826
00:50:34.683 --> 00:50:38.339
We. we. we barely can cover
gas at the end of a gig.

827
00:50:38.470 --> 00:50:40.211
let alone play in front
of maybe what?

828
00:50:40.341 --> 00:50:43.779
10 people who are usually
our friends. by the way.

829
00:50:43.910 --> 00:50:47.914
Getting a record deal is.

830
00:50:48.045 --> 00:50:49.742
it's our only way out.

831
00:50:50.003 --> 00:50:52.136
Okay? All this other
bullshit is just.

832
00:50:52.875 --> 00:50:54.225
it's just means to an end.

833
00:50:55.704 --> 00:50:58.316
Means to an end. Is that
what you think?

834
00:50:58.446 --> 00:51:03.016
This all is a means to an end?
A record deal? Is that it?

835
00:51:05.932 --> 00:51:07.107
You got it all wrong. son.

836
00:51:10.676 --> 00:51:13.853
This. this is what
it's all about.

837
00:51:15.289 --> 00:51:17.204
This? This is. this
is what it's all

838
00:51:17.335 --> 00:51:18.205
about? Yes. Max.

839
00:51:18.336 --> 00:51:19.206
Yes.

840
00:51:19.989 --> 00:51:24.559
This. the band. Setting up.
playing shows to people

841
00:51:24.690 --> 00:51:26.822
who wish with everything
they had.

842
00:51:26.953 --> 00:51:28.476
that they were the
ones doing it.

843
00:51:28.868 --> 00:51:33.133
And you boys got it. and you
got nothing but time.

844
00:51:36.963 --> 00:51:43.143
So. enjoy it before you
wake up one day and.

845
00:51:43.274 --> 00:51:46.538
and your arms and legs don't.
don't work so well anymore.

846
00:52:02.597 --> 00:52:05.165
♪ Girl. I tried to
See it your way ♪

847
00:52:06.210 --> 00:52:10.518
♪ Have you tried to
See my way. hey ♪

848
00:52:16.959 --> 00:52:18.744
♪ Tried so many times to find a
Way through.♪

849
00:52:18.874 --> 00:52:21.747
♪ Two broken hearts with nothing
♪

850
00:52:22.051 --> 00:52:24.141
♪ Left to say to you ♪

851
00:52:24.271 --> 00:52:28.449
♪ You know.
I still love you. baby ♪

852
00:52:31.626 --> 00:52:35.848
♪ I don't want to go on
Hurting every day ♪

853
00:52:39.025 --> 00:52:40.069
♪ Is our love enough to ♪

854
00:52:40.592 --> 00:52:43.160
♪ Make us want to stay ♪

855
00:52:47.860 --> 00:52:50.993
♪ Going to have to break
Down. break down. ♪

856
00:52:52.604 --> 00:52:54.736
♪ Break down. break down ♪

857
00:52:55.172 --> 00:52:59.393
♪ Before we have a break.
A breakthrough ♪

858
00:53:02.657 --> 00:53:04.529
♪ Going to have to breakdown. ♪

859
00:53:05.182 --> 00:53:09.621
♪ Breakdown. breakdown.
Breakdown... ♪

860
00:53:56.363 --> 00:53:59.975
Yeah! They loved us!

861
00:54:04.719 --> 00:54:06.460
Oh.

862
00:54:07.374 --> 00:54:11.248
Sign here.

863
00:54:29.701 --> 00:54:30.658
Bummer. broski.

864
00:54:55.553 --> 00:54:57.337
You gotta make sure
that you don't.

865
00:54:57.468 --> 00:55:00.297
you don't splash. That's it.
Cody.

866
00:55:00.427 --> 00:55:04.170
How do you fit it? Dude?
Keep splashing. man. How do
you--

867
00:55:04.692 --> 00:55:06.694
You guys' spill piss
anywhere. I swear to God.

868
00:55:07.652 --> 00:55:09.001
Where are we?

869
00:55:09.131 --> 00:55:11.177
Uh. we're
in Arkansas still.

870
00:55:11.308 --> 00:55:12.961
but. uh. we should. we should
reach Texas within

871
00:55:13.092 --> 00:55:14.963
the next few hours.
I hope. please.

872
00:55:15.137 --> 00:55:16.356
I'm hungry. Does anyone
gonna stop

873
00:55:16.487 --> 00:55:17.836
for a greasy diner run?

874
00:55:18.445 --> 00:55:19.620
Oh yeah. I'd be down.

875
00:55:19.751 --> 00:55:20.752
Yeah. I could eat.

876
00:55:21.013 --> 00:55:22.275
Stopping to get something to
eat?

877
00:55:22.406 --> 00:55:23.145
I'm driving! Is that

878
00:55:23.276 --> 00:55:24.495
your fucking piss!

879
00:55:24.886 --> 00:55:27.324
Oh. that is fucking disgusting!

880
00:55:30.370 --> 00:55:31.328
A 212 number.

881
00:55:32.329 --> 00:55:32.938
New York?

882
00:55:33.068 --> 00:55:35.767
Go for Jesse.

883
00:55:36.071 --> 00:55:37.551
Oh. hi. Good morning.
I'm looking

884
00:55:37.682 --> 00:55:39.684
for someone from the
band Hot Freaks.

885
00:55:40.293 --> 00:55:42.077
Uh. yeah. Yeah. You got 'em.

886
00:55:42.208 --> 00:55:43.731
Uh. this is the drummer. Jesse.

887
00:55:44.384 --> 00:55:48.083
Oh. perfect. My name is Mara.
and I'm a producer for MTV.

888
00:55:48.649 --> 00:55:50.564
I was just reading up on all
that stuff between you

889
00:55:50.695 --> 00:55:52.000
and Bull Roar on their website.

890
00:55:52.174 --> 00:55:53.262
Super funny.

891
00:55:53.959 --> 00:55:55.700
Oh. you. you're with MTV?

892
00:55:56.004 --> 00:55:56.788
What?

893
00:55:56.918 --> 00:55:57.658
And you think it's funny?

894
00:55:57.963 --> 00:55:59.573
Yeah. People are loving
it.

895
00:55:59.921 --> 00:56:03.229
That picture with the mic stand
sticking out like a. a...

896
00:56:03.360 --> 00:56:04.230
- Like a dick?
- Hilarious.

897
00:56:04.361 --> 00:56:07.233
J.J. worships that silly thing.

898
00:56:07.364 --> 00:56:09.453
I bet he is freaking
out right about now.

899
00:56:10.018 --> 00:56:11.629
Put it on speaker.

900
00:56:11.803 --> 00:56:12.891
So let me get to it.

901
00:56:13.457 --> 00:56:15.197
I would love to interview
your band

902
00:56:15.328 --> 00:56:17.765
for a reality TV show called
Bands Around Town.

903
00:56:18.070 --> 00:56:19.376
It's where we take
unsigned bands

904
00:56:19.506 --> 00:56:20.594
and we follow them on tour.

905
00:56:20.855 --> 00:56:21.856
Have you seen it?

906
00:56:22.596 --> 00:56:26.687
Yes. Yeah. Yes. We. we all. we
all love it. What do. hey!

907
00:56:27.296 --> 00:56:28.297
Come on.

908
00:56:29.951 --> 00:56:30.909
- Uh. sorry.
- Guys.

909
00:56:31.083 --> 00:56:32.954
- Hold please.
- Guys. I'm. I'm driving.

910
00:56:33.085 --> 00:56:33.955
I'm driving.

911
00:56:34.086 --> 00:56:35.174
Sorry. I. I'm so sorry.

912
00:56:35.304 --> 00:56:36.175
We. uh. hit. we're on the road.

913
00:56:36.305 --> 00:56:37.742
We hit a pothole. I apologize.

914
00:56:38.612 --> 00:56:40.266
So. I'll be in Austin
for South By.

915
00:56:40.397 --> 00:56:43.225
and I would love to interview
the band later today.

916
00:56:43.356 --> 00:56:44.575
Absolutely. Yes.
Great.

917
00:56:44.836 --> 00:56:46.664
The crew and I will be
at the Hyatt downtown.

918
00:56:46.794 --> 00:56:48.709
We'll see you around
4:00 PM. Cool?

919
00:56:49.231 --> 00:56:50.798
Uh. yeah. We. we.
we will see you.

920
00:56:50.929 --> 00:56:52.321
We'll see you there.
Oh. and.

921
00:56:52.452 --> 00:56:53.845
bring that mic stand with you.

922
00:56:54.106 --> 00:56:55.629
We're gonna need to see
the star of the show.

923
00:56:56.282 --> 00:56:58.502
Okay. Thank you.

924
00:56:58.632 --> 00:57:00.417
What the fuck is your
problem?

925
00:57:00.547 --> 00:57:02.854
This is huge. This is
MTV!

926
00:57:02.984 --> 00:57:06.074
Calm down. Jess. MTV sucks.

927
00:57:06.205 --> 00:57:08.381
You don't want to have anything
to do with them. son.

928
00:57:08.512 --> 00:57:10.122
How would you possibly know
that?

929
00:57:10.339 --> 00:57:11.558
Everybody knows that.

930
00:57:11.776 --> 00:57:14.082
Besides. they're gonna try
to turn you into a bunch

931
00:57:14.213 --> 00:57:15.475
of corporate whores.

932
00:57:15.693 --> 00:57:17.172
Is that where you boys
want to be? A bunch

933
00:57:17.303 --> 00:57:18.783
of groveling hoe bags?

934
00:57:19.610 --> 00:57:20.437
Yes!

935
00:57:31.143 --> 00:57:35.756
I mean. he doesn't give a crap
about what he says or does

936
00:57:36.104 --> 00:57:38.063
or how it might affect
other people.

937
00:57:41.240 --> 00:57:43.068
Is it too late to get him
on a bus back to Detroit?

938
00:57:43.590 --> 00:57:45.026
I don't know. man.
He had a point.

939
00:57:45.853 --> 00:57:48.203
MTV really sucks these
days. You know?

940
00:57:49.074 --> 00:57:50.641
Don't you get it. Max?

941
00:57:50.902 --> 00:57:52.991
He's trying to get
into our heads

942
00:57:53.121 --> 00:57:55.297
and derail this whole
operation so

943
00:57:55.428 --> 00:57:57.474
that he can get me
back to Detroit.

944
00:57:58.344 --> 00:57:59.780
Why would he do that?

945
00:57:59.911 --> 00:58:01.478
Simple.

946
00:58:01.652 --> 00:58:04.698
He's miserable and he wants
everyone to be just

947
00:58:04.829 --> 00:58:06.439
as miserable as he is.
Yeah.

948
00:58:06.570 --> 00:58:08.876
Yeah. Or I don't know if you've
even thought about this.

949
00:58:09.181 --> 00:58:11.052
but maybe he's just your dad

950
00:58:11.226 --> 00:58:13.794
and he wants the best for you.
You ever think about that.

951
00:58:13.925 --> 00:58:14.795
- Jess?
- Yeah.

952
00:58:14.926 --> 00:58:16.144
Oh yeah. Yeah.

953
00:58:16.275 --> 00:58:17.537
Just like he wanted the
best for my ma?

954
00:58:18.364 --> 00:58:19.757
Sure made her life miserable.

955
00:58:20.192 --> 00:58:22.586
Now he is dead set on doing
the same exact thing

956
00:58:22.716 --> 00:58:23.978
to me. to us.

957
00:58:27.025 --> 00:58:30.550
But you know what? I'm
not gonna let him.

958
00:58:37.731 --> 00:58:41.169
Great. Guess I'll
see what he's dismantling this
time.

959
00:58:46.305 --> 00:58:47.306
Can you eat that?

960
00:58:54.226 --> 00:58:55.227
One more? One more minute.

961
00:58:55.401 --> 00:58:58.535
Oh yeah. Big smile though.
Okay. Ready?

962
00:58:58.665 --> 00:58:59.536
Ready.

963
00:59:03.757 --> 00:59:06.891
Wait. We gonna do one more time?
Big. big smile. Manny.

964
00:59:07.021 --> 00:59:08.545
Here we go.
Like this?

965
00:59:08.675 --> 00:59:09.589
Yeah.

966
00:59:11.809 --> 00:59:12.984
Perfect. I love it!

967
00:59:14.638 --> 00:59:16.161
Bull Roar!
Bull Roar!

968
00:59:16.378 --> 00:59:17.510
In Russian.

969
00:59:17.641 --> 00:59:18.032
In Russian.
Bull Roar!

970
00:59:18.163 --> 00:59:20.557
Bull Roar!

971
00:59:21.949 --> 00:59:22.950
This is Jesse.

972
00:59:23.081 --> 00:59:24.430
You take care you.

973
00:59:27.302 --> 00:59:29.087
Hey. I must break you!

974
00:59:29.522 --> 00:59:31.480
I must break you.

975
00:59:31.611 --> 00:59:32.917
Hey. we're doing Rocky.

976
00:59:33.613 --> 00:59:34.571
Yep.

977
00:59:35.528 --> 00:59:36.573
Oh. this one's gold.

978
00:59:37.399 --> 00:59:39.924
That's the one... you
take a look at those.

979
00:59:40.359 --> 00:59:41.360
There's some good ones.

980
00:59:51.152 --> 00:59:52.327
You okay in there?
Yep.

981
00:59:52.632 --> 00:59:55.113
We're not doing this
again. son. Fine.

982
01:00:38.591 --> 01:00:40.071
When were you gonna
tell me?

983
01:00:40.201 --> 01:00:41.638
Huh?

984
01:00:41.768 --> 01:00:45.642
Don't play stupid. Just. just
come on. How bad is it?

985
01:00:47.252 --> 01:00:48.340
What are you talking
about. Jesse?

986
01:00:48.645 --> 01:00:53.127
Knock it off. Okay. I saw
you in the stall. Okay.

987
01:00:53.258 --> 01:00:54.912
So. I'm gonna ask you
one more time.

988
01:00:56.609 --> 01:00:59.656
Your ass. how bad is it?

989
01:01:06.010 --> 01:01:06.793
It's pretty bad.

990
01:01:12.886 --> 01:01:14.932
Why are you doing
this to yourself?

991
01:01:16.847 --> 01:01:20.285
I think you have this sick
desire to punish yourself

992
01:01:20.546 --> 01:01:22.417
and everyone around you over

993
01:01:22.809 --> 01:01:25.420
and over again until something.

994
01:01:25.551 --> 01:01:27.422
someone finally breaks.

995
01:01:27.553 --> 01:01:28.206
You're crazy.

996
01:01:28.336 --> 01:01:29.686
Oh. am I?

997
01:01:29.816 --> 01:01:31.688
What was all that shit about
in the van with MTV?

998
01:01:31.818 --> 01:01:35.169
Ah. just uh huh. Come on.

999
01:01:35.300 --> 01:01:37.476
How about the fact that you hid

1000
01:01:37.606 --> 01:01:39.043
- my acceptance letter from me?
- I--

1001
01:01:39.173 --> 01:01:40.784
Just admit it. Okay.

1002
01:01:41.001 --> 01:01:43.700
You were so hell bent on wanting

1003
01:01:43.830 --> 01:01:45.571
to derail me and
my music career.

1004
01:01:45.702 --> 01:01:48.139
because you want me to be just

1005
01:01:48.269 --> 01:01:50.054
as fucking miserable
as you are. I'm

1006
01:01:50.184 --> 01:01:51.098
Sorry. No.

1007
01:01:51.229 --> 01:01:53.318
Your music career is shit.

1008
01:01:55.494 --> 01:01:58.627
You're just a crappy little
drummer from the suburbs

1009
01:01:58.758 --> 01:02:02.893
of Detroit who thinks a record
deal is gonna somehow solve

1010
01:02:03.154 --> 01:02:05.025
your poor shitty life.

1011
01:02:05.809 --> 01:02:09.377
Well. guess what. Jess?
Life is shitty!

1012
01:02:09.595 --> 01:02:11.031
So fucking get used to it.

1013
01:02:18.473 --> 01:02:21.868
I am so done with you.
What?

1014
01:02:22.651 --> 01:02:26.786
What? Hey. what? Jess-- son.

1015
01:02:26.917 --> 01:02:29.658
I. I'm sorry. I didn't.
I didn't mean it.

1016
01:02:31.051 --> 01:02:34.185
Jesse. please. Jess.
- Shut up.

1017
01:02:34.315 --> 01:02:35.142
I'm sorry.

1018
01:02:36.665 --> 01:02:38.232
Just please listen to me.

1019
01:02:38.363 --> 01:02:39.930
Being on the road
with you guys is

1020
01:02:40.582 --> 01:02:43.890
honestly the first time I've
felt alive in a long time.

1021
01:02:45.239 --> 01:02:47.807
I'm really sorry. Okay?
I'll shut up.

1022
01:02:47.981 --> 01:02:51.463
I promise. I can be a real
asshole. I know that.

1023
01:02:51.593 --> 01:02:52.507
C'mon Mr. G.

1024
01:02:54.118 --> 01:02:54.988
Yeah. Come over here.

1025
01:03:04.519 --> 01:03:06.086
Alright. Drop your drawers.

1026
01:03:06.217 --> 01:03:07.044
Huh?

1027
01:03:07.174 --> 01:03:08.001
You need to take care of this.

1028
01:03:08.132 --> 01:03:09.046
What? Whatcha talking about?

1029
01:03:09.176 --> 01:03:10.612
Take care of what? Jess...

1030
01:03:11.048 --> 01:03:12.049
Need to clean you up if we

1031
01:03:12.223 --> 01:03:13.485
wanna get to Austin
by this afternoon.

1032
01:03:14.834 --> 01:03:15.704
Right? Right in here?

1033
01:03:15.835 --> 01:03:17.228
Hell no.

1034
01:03:17.358 --> 01:03:18.446
That. that. that's not
gonna happen. Just

1035
01:03:18.577 --> 01:03:19.708
knock it off. Okay? We've

1036
01:03:19.839 --> 01:03:21.101
been peeing in bottles
with our dorks out

1037
01:03:21.232 --> 01:03:22.494
because of you. You think
anyone really cares

1038
01:03:22.624 --> 01:03:23.669
about seeing your ugly ass?

1039
01:03:25.366 --> 01:03:26.541
Put this stuff all over.

1040
01:03:27.629 --> 01:03:29.066
Yeah. Blow this thing up.

1041
01:03:31.503 --> 01:03:33.853
This is ugly. boys.

1042
01:03:33.984 --> 01:03:34.593
Oh. Shit.

1043
01:03:34.723 --> 01:03:36.116
Yeah. You're telling me.

1044
01:03:48.259 --> 01:03:50.565
"Are you guys gonna throw
down at South By?"

1045
01:03:51.697 --> 01:03:53.525
"Beat their asses. J.J."

1046
01:03:53.655 --> 01:03:57.137
"Hello from London. Can't
wait to see how this ends."

1047
01:04:02.273 --> 01:04:03.274
...At a diner.

1048
01:04:04.188 --> 01:04:06.407
Flipping a gosh darn pancake
with my mic stand.

1049
01:04:10.020 --> 01:04:14.633
This is war Goose. Wait. what?

1050
01:04:18.332 --> 01:04:20.117
Over 200 comments on the
guest book entry.

1051
01:04:37.134 --> 01:04:38.526
Wait. you are saying

1052
01:04:38.657 --> 01:04:41.442
that McCartney's solo work is
inferior to Lennon's?

1053
01:04:41.573 --> 01:04:42.530
- Yes.
- Did I get that right?

1054
01:04:42.661 --> 01:04:43.792
Yes. Cody. That.

1055
01:04:43.923 --> 01:04:45.272
that's exactly what
I said. There is.

1056
01:04:45.403 --> 01:04:46.578
there's no question about it.

1057
01:04:46.883 --> 01:04:50.364
Really? Really? Venus and Mars
inferior to that Plastic

1058
01:04:50.538 --> 01:04:52.497
awful. Ono band shit.
I mean--

1059
01:04:54.934 --> 01:04:59.373
Cody. Cody. Cody. Cody. please.
Shut the fuck up!

1060
01:04:59.504 --> 01:05:00.200
Dude. What? You're
so dumb--

1061
01:05:00.331 --> 01:05:01.680
- Cody.
- You're so dumb.

1062
01:05:01.810 --> 01:05:03.508
Oh. Oh. I'm dumb. Really? That's

1063
01:05:03.638 --> 01:05:05.684
fucking hilarious Cody
coming from you.

1064
01:05:05.814 --> 01:05:07.904
- That's fucking funny.
- Oh. shut up.

1065
01:05:09.296 --> 01:05:10.471
You dimwits do know

1066
01:05:10.602 --> 01:05:13.561
that Ringo had the first
hit post Beatles?

1067
01:05:14.823 --> 01:05:16.042
Mr. G. what are you
talking about?

1068
01:05:16.173 --> 01:05:18.740
We all know Ringo was the
worst Beatle by far.

1069
01:05:18.958 --> 01:05:20.438
You watch your goddamn mouth.
Cody.

1070
01:05:20.568 --> 01:05:21.569
Thank you. son.

1071
01:05:22.875 --> 01:05:24.964
Just speaking
the facts. boys.

1072
01:05:25.965 --> 01:05:27.445
And guess who's first

1073
01:05:27.575 --> 01:05:28.402
in Austin bitches?

1074
01:05:28.533 --> 01:05:30.187
Fuck you guys.

1075
01:05:31.405 --> 01:05:33.364
- Just. just stop right here.
- No. no.

1076
01:05:33.494 --> 01:05:35.061
- Trust me.
- We don't have time.

1077
01:05:35.322 --> 01:05:35.932
- Trust me.
- No.

1078
01:05:36.062 --> 01:05:37.150
I'm going then.

1079
01:05:37.803 --> 01:05:40.023
Max do not pull off this road.
Do not.

1080
01:05:40.153 --> 01:05:40.588
Right there. Perfect.

1081
01:05:48.640 --> 01:05:50.033
Jesse. Jesse. roll
down the window.

1082
01:05:50.250 --> 01:05:51.077
No.

1083
01:05:51.208 --> 01:05:52.078
Just roll down
the window.

1084
01:05:52.209 --> 01:05:52.992
Wait.

1085
01:05:53.123 --> 01:05:54.124
God damn it. Jess.

1086
01:05:54.254 --> 01:05:55.473
Just humor the guy. please.

1087
01:05:55.690 --> 01:05:57.257
Yes. Humor the guy.

1088
01:05:57.388 --> 01:05:58.563
You know what? Fine.

1089
01:05:58.824 --> 01:06:01.958
Thank you. Well. hello
there.

1090
01:06:02.088 --> 01:06:04.917
young lady. How are we?

1091
01:06:05.700 --> 01:06:07.746
- Good. How you doing?
- Oh. looking good.

1092
01:06:09.269 --> 01:06:13.665
Uh. are you. how they
say. on the clock?

1093
01:06:14.100 --> 01:06:16.929
Sure am. darling. what
can I do for you?

1094
01:06:18.278 --> 01:06:19.236
Well. uh...

1095
01:06:26.808 --> 01:06:27.984
Thanks for the help. Candy.

1096
01:06:28.549 --> 01:06:31.291
Welcome. Jess. Have
fun at South By.

1097
01:06:31.596 --> 01:06:32.423
Alright.

1098
01:06:36.818 --> 01:06:38.907
- Cody?
- Oh.

1099
01:06:39.038 --> 01:06:41.780
- Get what you need?
- Yes sir.

1100
01:06:44.609 --> 01:06:46.524
No... sweet baby Jesus.

1101
01:06:57.317 --> 01:06:59.015
Okay. let's do this. Max.

1102
01:06:59.972 --> 01:07:02.453
get Candy uploaded from
the business center.

1103
01:07:03.062 --> 01:07:05.412
Post it to that dip shit
J.J.'s message board.

1104
01:07:05.543 --> 01:07:06.631
and then meet us around back.

1105
01:07:06.848 --> 01:07:07.675
Okay?

1106
01:07:11.462 --> 01:07:12.332
Did we go too far?

1107
01:07:14.378 --> 01:07:15.118
God. I hope so.

1108
01:07:15.248 --> 01:07:16.162
You guys are gross.

1109
01:07:19.078 --> 01:07:20.036
See you guys.

1110
01:07:35.486 --> 01:07:40.186
Now what? They what?

1111
01:07:42.449 --> 01:07:46.105
On the message board. What?

1112
01:07:46.236 --> 01:07:50.457
In in her. in. in. in her...?

1113
01:07:54.070 --> 01:07:56.028
Jesus Christ in a chicken
basket Goose!

1114
01:07:56.159 --> 01:07:57.290
They're losing their
frickin' minds.

1115
01:08:04.384 --> 01:08:07.735
Those Hot Freaks. Seff. They
just crossed the darn line.

1116
01:08:11.739 --> 01:08:16.440
What?! Mara. Mara. Who? Mara.

1117
01:08:16.614 --> 01:08:17.615
MTV. Hi.

1118
01:08:25.449 --> 01:08:26.711
You must be Hot Freaks.

1119
01:08:27.494 --> 01:08:28.452
Hey. Whoa. whoa.

1120
01:08:29.017 --> 01:08:31.107
What's up with the camera?
What do you mean?

1121
01:08:32.151 --> 01:08:33.979
I mean. this is a reality
TV show. right?

1122
01:08:34.240 --> 01:08:35.372
Besides. I wouldn't do anything

1123
01:08:35.502 --> 01:08:36.851
to embarrass you guys. Trust me.

1124
01:08:37.025 --> 01:08:39.115
No. I know. I know. It's just...
You must be Mara.

1125
01:08:40.464 --> 01:08:42.466
That poor. poor thing.
Yeah.

1126
01:08:42.596 --> 01:08:45.164
Hey. a-holes!

1127
01:08:48.689 --> 01:08:50.256
Where's My frickin' mic stand?

1128
01:08:50.735 --> 01:08:52.650
- Hey. make sure you get this.
- Throw me the mic stand!

1129
01:08:57.829 --> 01:09:01.049
Hey. Hey. Jess. Jess up.

1130
01:09:01.180 --> 01:09:02.355
That's right.

1131
01:09:03.226 --> 01:09:04.444
Come on. please. Hey.

1132
01:09:11.756 --> 01:09:12.800
Just let it go.

1133
01:09:13.061 --> 01:09:14.411
- Go give it to me.
- It's mine--

1134
01:09:14.541 --> 01:09:15.325
fuck you!

1135
01:09:36.041 --> 01:09:38.174
Did you guys see J.J.'s
face when he broke

1136
01:09:38.304 --> 01:09:39.610
that thing?
Priceless.

1137
01:09:40.219 --> 01:09:41.220
I. I don't. I don't
know what was up

1138
01:09:41.351 --> 01:09:42.787
with whatever the fuck
her face was.

1139
01:09:42.917 --> 01:09:44.441
but that. that was
clearly a setup.

1140
01:09:44.745 --> 01:09:47.313
You guys like. we. we just got
fucked. That was a setup.

1141
01:09:47.487 --> 01:09:48.793
Her name is Mara. Okay.

1142
01:09:48.923 --> 01:09:50.403
And. and what are you
talking about?

1143
01:09:50.577 --> 01:09:52.840
That was just. it was
all coincidence. Okay. It's
fine.

1144
01:09:53.232 --> 01:09:55.278
Coincidence? Jesse. are you
smoking fucking crack?

1145
01:09:55.408 --> 01:09:57.105
That that was fucking
reality TV.

1146
01:09:57.236 --> 01:09:58.455
It wasn't fucking coincidence.

1147
01:09:58.629 --> 01:09:59.717
- Knock it off.
- Set. setup.

1148
01:09:59.847 --> 01:10:01.197
Knock it off Max. Okay.

1149
01:10:01.327 --> 01:10:02.676
It's not like she's going to
air any of that footage

1150
01:10:02.807 --> 01:10:06.202
Anyway. Okay. So just.
just. just relax. God.

1151
01:10:10.467 --> 01:10:11.250
Dad?

1152
01:10:13.948 --> 01:10:16.342
dad. dad.

1153
01:10:16.560 --> 01:10:19.040
- Hey. Cody. Cody. check him out.
- Yeah. he doesn't look good.

1154
01:10:19.432 --> 01:10:22.130
He's. ah. he's. he's
burning up. He's...

1155
01:10:22.261 --> 01:10:24.220
- He's not waking up.
- No.

1156
01:10:24.350 --> 01:10:25.830
We gotta get to a hospital
right now.

1157
01:10:26.178 --> 01:10:28.572
Hey. where the fuck is
the hospital. Max?

1158
01:10:28.833 --> 01:10:29.660
Oh. I don't know.

1159
01:10:29.877 --> 01:10:31.792
I call the
fuck... Hang on. dad.

1160
01:10:32.750 --> 01:10:36.623
- Hello? Um. yes. I. I have a--
- Where the fuck am I going?

1161
01:10:36.754 --> 01:10:37.885
A passenger in the van.
I. I. I don't know.

1162
01:10:38.016 --> 01:10:39.104
Just keep going straight. Wait.

1163
01:10:39.235 --> 01:10:40.584
I have a passenger in
the van right now.

1164
01:10:40.714 --> 01:10:43.151
Um. he's. um. he passed
out. um--

1165
01:10:43.282 --> 01:10:44.457
- God dammit.
- Where?

1166
01:10:54.337 --> 01:10:57.165
I'm Jojo D. with MTV News.

1167
01:10:57.905 --> 01:11:00.517
Spring is definitely sprung.
which means South

1168
01:11:00.647 --> 01:11:03.389
by Southwest is in full
swing in Austin. Texas.

1169
01:11:03.998 --> 01:11:06.871
Every year the festival becomes
more and more corporate.

1170
01:11:07.045 --> 01:11:10.396
So indie bands work overtime
to make themselves known.

1171
01:11:11.136 --> 01:11:14.139
And speaking of indie bands.
Detroit Darlings. Bull Roar

1172
01:11:14.270 --> 01:11:18.317
and their charismatic
guitarists and singer. J.J..
threw down

1173
01:11:18.448 --> 01:11:21.320
with rival Detroiters Hot
Freaks this afternoon.

1174
01:11:22.060 --> 01:11:26.804
The result? J.J.'s infamous
magic mic stand was broken in

1175
01:11:26.934 --> 01:11:29.981
half during the scrum by Hot
Freaks drummer. Jesse Grant.

1176
01:11:34.115 --> 01:11:35.116
Mic stand.

1177
01:11:42.123 --> 01:11:43.124
Hey. hold up!

1178
01:11:43.908 --> 01:11:45.431
Was J.J. able to recover?

1179
01:11:46.214 --> 01:11:49.043
Well. we ran into him
at the hipster hotel

1180
01:11:49.174 --> 01:11:50.480
and asked him about it.

1181
01:11:51.089 --> 01:11:52.438
Can you tell us what
happened today?

1182
01:11:53.396 --> 01:11:56.050
What happened. sister?
Let me just show you.

1183
01:11:57.443 --> 01:11:58.401
First. they did this...

1184
01:12:01.969 --> 01:12:02.796
Then this.

1185
01:12:13.067 --> 01:12:16.810
Rest in peace. little
buddy. Amigo.

1186
01:12:18.899 --> 01:12:22.773
Chico. Hombre. Chief.

1187
01:12:25.210 --> 01:12:26.211
My love.

1188
01:12:30.433 --> 01:12:31.999
Yeah. Thank you for
your time.

1189
01:12:32.130 --> 01:12:32.957
Yeah.

1190
01:12:35.002 --> 01:12:36.352
She told me

1191
01:12:36.526 --> 01:12:41.357
that she wouldn't make us look
stupid. I trusted her.

1192
01:12:41.879 --> 01:12:43.533
Oh. you. you trusted her.

1193
01:12:43.663 --> 01:12:45.578
That. that that producer
from MTV

1194
01:12:45.709 --> 01:12:47.101
- that I was telling you?
- Maxime.

1195
01:12:47.232 --> 01:12:48.146
calm down dude.

1196
01:12:48.276 --> 01:12:49.974
He willingly threw me

1197
01:12:50.104 --> 01:12:52.019
and you-- his. his band to
the fucking wolves!

1198
01:12:52.150 --> 01:12:53.020
- Stop.
- Asshole.

1199
01:12:54.108 --> 01:12:57.590
No. I'm. I'm so sick of your
selfish bullshit. Jesse.

1200
01:12:58.286 --> 01:13:00.201
You. you just. he had to
be on MTV. didn't you?

1201
01:13:00.332 --> 01:13:01.942
You. you just had to be on MTV.

1202
01:13:02.552 --> 01:13:05.163
Not to mention you. you. you
dragged your sick dad

1203
01:13:05.293 --> 01:13:07.121
who was in the fucking
hospital now all

1204
01:13:07.252 --> 01:13:08.296
the way across the country.

1205
01:13:09.297 --> 01:13:10.516
You didn't even ask
him if he was okay

1206
01:13:10.647 --> 01:13:11.648
or healthy enough
to make the trip.

1207
01:13:11.778 --> 01:13:12.953
- Did you?
- You better watch the

1208
01:13:13.084 --> 01:13:13.824
next thing that comes outta
your mouth. Max.

1209
01:13:13.954 --> 01:13:14.825
Or what. what. what
are you gonna do?

1210
01:13:14.955 --> 01:13:16.130
What are you gonna do to me?

1211
01:13:16.261 --> 01:13:18.437
Jesse? Huh? You rail against
these gimmicks

1212
01:13:18.568 --> 01:13:20.439
and all these sellouts.

1213
01:13:20.570 --> 01:13:22.354
Oh my God. You are the
biggest fucking gimmick and
sellout of them all!

1214
01:13:22.485 --> 01:13:25.052
- Fucking guys.
- Who the fuck do you think you
are?

1215
01:13:27.533 --> 01:13:29.100
Look. Jess.

1216
01:13:29.230 --> 01:13:31.102
I'm sorry. I just.

1217
01:13:31.232 --> 01:13:33.278
just. just...
fucking stop.

1218
01:13:35.236 --> 01:13:36.237
Jesse Grant?

1219
01:13:37.108 --> 01:13:37.978
Yeah. Yes.

1220
01:13:38.370 --> 01:13:40.416
Did you wanna go
in the other room to talk?

1221
01:13:42.592 --> 01:13:45.899
No. No. it's fine. We're.
uh. yeah. we're a band.

1222
01:13:46.378 --> 01:13:48.119
Okay. Your father.
he's very ill.

1223
01:13:48.336 --> 01:13:51.514
His bed sores were infected.
which led to sepsis.

1224
01:13:52.515 --> 01:13:53.603
Do you. do you know
what that is?

1225
01:13:55.953 --> 01:13:59.260
Okay. Is he. I mean. is
he gonna make it or?

1226
01:14:00.479 --> 01:14:01.654
He's on a very strong course

1227
01:14:01.785 --> 01:14:03.569
of antibiotics and we'll
know more soon.

1228
01:14:09.532 --> 01:14:10.576
Okay. I'll. uh.

1229
01:14:14.014 --> 01:14:15.102
I'll. I'll call the club.

1230
01:14:16.321 --> 01:14:17.322
Cancel the gig.

1231
01:14:19.106 --> 01:14:21.326
You. you think he would
want that?

1232
01:14:22.327 --> 01:14:23.502
After we've come so far.

1233
01:14:23.633 --> 01:14:25.025
after everything we've done?

1234
01:14:28.681 --> 01:14:30.204
Your dad would want
us to play this.

1235
01:14:30.944 --> 01:14:35.079
♪ Somewhere in between miracles
♪

1236
01:14:36.210 --> 01:14:40.519
♪ And the practical. there's
Space ♪

1237
01:14:41.520 --> 01:14:45.829
♪ In the world for you
And I to meet ♪

1238
01:14:46.482 --> 01:14:48.745
♪ Face to face. ♪

1239
01:14:51.225 --> 01:14:55.012
♪ Just in case.
The human race ♪

1240
01:14:56.753 --> 01:15:03.716
♪ It's not enough... to go on ♪

1241
01:15:09.809 --> 01:15:16.729
♪ It's not enough. you need
Something more to believe ♪

1242
01:15:23.301 --> 01:15:24.520
On in five.

1243
01:15:24.781 --> 01:15:25.738
You guys ready?

1244
01:15:26.826 --> 01:15:30.613
- No. Not really.
- Too bad.

1245
01:15:31.004 --> 01:15:33.964
You know what to do.
Don't fuck it up.

1246
01:15:43.756 --> 01:15:45.410
Hey aholes!

1247
01:16:01.034 --> 01:16:03.080
It's been a heck of a ride.
Chief.

1248
01:16:07.432 --> 01:16:08.738
What is happening right now?

1249
01:16:09.129 --> 01:16:11.915
I'll tell you what's happening
El Capitan. Guys.

1250
01:16:12.089 --> 01:16:15.005
I could give a flying PB and
J about the mic stand.

1251
01:16:15.745 --> 01:16:17.964
It's a shtick. It's a prop.

1252
01:16:19.139 --> 01:16:22.316
I'll find something else for the
indie crowd to obsess over.

1253
01:16:22.447 --> 01:16:24.754
Pretend Seff's my brother
or something.

1254
01:16:24.884 --> 01:16:25.798
He is?

1255
01:16:29.889 --> 01:16:32.892
So. are we good or?
Yeah.

1256
01:16:33.806 --> 01:16:35.678
This has been a heck of
a ride. you guys.

1257
01:16:35.808 --> 01:16:37.505
Not to mention great publicity.

1258
01:16:37.636 --> 01:16:40.726
- Did you see MTV this morning?
- Hold on. Yeah. We. we did.

1259
01:16:40.857 --> 01:16:43.207
And it was great publicity
for you guys.

1260
01:16:44.034 --> 01:16:45.905
You guys see the line outside
the door tonight?

1261
01:16:46.776 --> 01:16:50.518
This place is packed. Ready to
see you jokers... us too.

1262
01:16:50.649 --> 01:16:52.608
- Us too.
- Seriously.

1263
01:16:55.698 --> 01:16:58.222
- Holy shit.
- Sacre Blue.

1264
01:17:00.833 --> 01:17:02.226
1. 2. 3. 4!

1265
01:18:19.085 --> 01:18:19.869
Hand me that.

1266
01:18:25.178 --> 01:18:26.005
Jess.

1267
01:18:28.138 --> 01:18:29.574
So I'll have the lawyers
send over the

1268
01:18:29.748 --> 01:18:30.967
contracts when you get
back to Detroit.

1269
01:18:31.402 --> 01:18:33.317
So glad to have you on board. man.

1270
01:18:33.447 --> 01:18:34.448
Looking forward to it.

1271
01:18:34.579 --> 01:18:36.407
So do I.

1272
01:18:36.537 --> 01:18:37.625
Muchacho.

1273
01:18:40.193 --> 01:18:43.849
Le sigh. Whatever
man. Forget it.

1274
01:18:47.026 --> 01:18:51.378
Hello? He's awake?

1275
01:18:54.991 --> 01:18:59.430
Thank God. No. Yeah.

1276
01:18:59.560 --> 01:19:04.261
He. he. he is always that cranky.
Yeah. we're on our way.

1277
01:19:04.609 --> 01:19:07.786
Thank you. Thank you. He's gonna
be okay.

1278
01:19:07.917 --> 01:19:09.135
Thank God. man.

1279
01:19:11.442 --> 01:19:13.183
Hope I'm not interrupting
anything?

1280
01:19:13.444 --> 01:19:14.488
What?

1281
01:19:14.619 --> 01:19:15.838
Hot Freaks. right?

1282
01:19:15.968 --> 01:19:16.882
Uh. yeah. Yeah.

1283
01:19:17.013 --> 01:19:17.970
Great set.

1284
01:19:18.101 --> 01:19:19.102
You guys are really. really
good.

1285
01:19:19.232 --> 01:19:20.016
- Thanks.
- Thanks.

1286
01:19:20.146 --> 01:19:20.973
Thank you.

1287
01:19:21.104 --> 01:19:23.497
I. uh. I guess we were working

1288
01:19:23.628 --> 01:19:24.890
some things out up
there tonight.

1289
01:19:25.238 --> 01:19:26.936
Seems like it. So. what's
next for you guys?

1290
01:19:27.066 --> 01:19:29.503
More band fights with Bull Roar
on the way back to Detroit?

1291
01:19:30.635 --> 01:19:32.376
No. no. no. We're. we're
done with that stuff.

1292
01:19:32.506 --> 01:19:35.988
but what we're really looking
forward to next is a record
deal.

1293
01:19:37.511 --> 01:19:40.471
I know a guy that could help you
guys. Have a second to talk?

1294
01:19:56.443 --> 01:19:57.357
No. it. it

1295
01:19:57.531 --> 01:19:59.055
was before the MTV
crew showed up.

1296
01:19:59.185 --> 01:20:01.100
I was chatting up that
cute emo girl

1297
01:20:01.231 --> 01:20:03.668
and I. I slipped
her the line. She didn't fall
for it.

1298
01:20:03.799 --> 01:20:04.930
Are. are. are you

1299
01:20:05.061 --> 01:20:05.888
sure you did it right.
Cody? What? What?

1300
01:20:06.018 --> 01:20:07.237
What'd you say?
Positive.

1301
01:20:07.411 --> 01:20:08.629
I said. and I quote.

1302
01:20:09.456 --> 01:20:12.720
"This band is going in
a new direction."

1303
01:20:14.722 --> 01:20:17.290
NUDE ERECTION.
Oh really?

1304
01:20:17.813 --> 01:20:18.814
She really didn't

1305
01:20:18.944 --> 01:20:20.250
want anything to do with
you after that?

1306
01:20:20.380 --> 01:20:21.555
Huh?
Didn't bat eye.

1307
01:20:21.686 --> 01:20:22.730
Shocker.

1308
01:20:22.861 --> 01:20:24.994
Well. you did it wrong.
Senora Rita.

1309
01:20:25.124 --> 01:20:26.560
Ross Jeffries is
genius.

1310
01:20:26.691 --> 01:20:28.388
No. do not listen to this guy.

1311
01:20:28.736 --> 01:20:31.522
Ross Jeffries is straight
up bullshit.

1312
01:20:31.914 --> 01:20:33.829
Wrong again. Genius.

1313
01:20:35.700 --> 01:20:36.919
Whatever.

1314
01:20:37.354 --> 01:20:38.616
Whoa

1315
01:20:39.443 --> 01:20:40.313
What the hell!

1316
01:20:40.618 --> 01:20:42.446
One last pit stop. Okay.
Just hold on.

1317
01:20:42.576 --> 01:20:43.708
Little warning next time?

1318
01:20:52.282 --> 01:20:56.025
Said there weren't no home
like a raft. after all.

1319
01:20:57.461 --> 01:21:00.290
You feel mighty free and easy

1320
01:21:01.030 --> 01:21:02.945
and comfortable on a raft.

1321
01:21:05.643 --> 01:21:07.253
Yeah.

1322
01:21:09.560 --> 01:21:13.651
You know. uh. you were right

1323
01:21:16.393 --> 01:21:20.179
about music. playing.

1324
01:21:22.573 --> 01:21:25.924
MTV-- just about everything.

1325
01:21:28.622 --> 01:21:31.190
Well. no. not everything. You.

1326
01:21:32.017 --> 01:21:34.628
you Were right about a few
things yourself. Jess.

1327
01:21:35.368 --> 01:21:37.588
Guess we both have some
work to do then. huh?

1328
01:21:37.805 --> 01:21:39.198
Yeah. guess so.

1329
01:21:42.027 --> 01:21:44.943
You know. I hate that. um. the
boys left empty handed.

1330
01:21:45.988 --> 01:21:46.989
You know-- Austin?

1331
01:21:49.905 --> 01:21:53.256
Yeah. Well. uh.

1332
01:21:53.386 --> 01:21:55.693
- We didn't.
- Hmm?

1333
01:21:56.955 --> 01:21:58.739
What are you talking
about. Jess?

1334
01:22:01.655 --> 01:22:02.482
What?

1335
01:22:02.613 --> 01:22:04.310
Whatcha talking
about?

1336
01:22:07.792 --> 01:22:08.488
- Oh.
- Hey.

1337
01:22:08.619 --> 01:22:09.141
- Hey.
- Hello.

1338
01:22:09.272 --> 01:22:10.360
How are ya?

1339
01:22:10.490 --> 01:22:12.144
- Great.
- Glad you're back.

1340
01:22:12.275 --> 01:22:14.755
Glad to be back. What
happened to. uh. to Craig?

1341
01:22:15.278 --> 01:22:16.496
Got caught boning an intern.

1342
01:22:17.889 --> 01:22:19.369
The twins wanted you
back immediately.

1343
01:22:20.979 --> 01:22:23.199
It's nice to be wanted
for a change.

1344
01:22:23.329 --> 01:22:24.591
This has the. uh. presentation?

1345
01:22:24.896 --> 01:22:25.897
- Sure does.
- Great.

1346
01:22:27.246 --> 01:22:29.422
Uh. tell him not to
skip any slides.

1347
01:22:31.859 --> 01:22:33.209
- Good luck.
- Yeah.

1348
01:22:34.036 --> 01:22:36.299
And. uh. don't forget to put
me on the guest list.

1349
01:22:37.300 --> 01:22:38.649
Come on. It's five
bucks!

1350
01:22:40.172 --> 01:22:41.130
Okay. here you go.

1351
01:22:41.304 --> 01:22:43.349
Now Creative did a killer job

1352
01:22:43.480 --> 01:22:44.568
with these new campaign slides.

1353
01:22:44.698 --> 01:22:46.483
so make sure you don't
skip any. okay?

1354
01:22:46.613 --> 01:22:48.920
I won't. I'm nervous.

1355
01:22:49.312 --> 01:22:52.358
These Planet Muffler clients
are a bunch of a-holes.

1356
01:22:52.489 --> 01:22:55.579
No. no. no. Don't be. Just.
just let the presentation.

1357
01:22:55.709 --> 01:22:59.409
you know. come alive.

1358
01:23:00.366 --> 01:23:02.455
- Come alive.
- Yeah.

1359
01:23:02.586 --> 01:23:04.805
- Will do.
- Okay. Good luck. man.

1360
01:23:29.047 --> 01:23:31.093
Oh!

1361
01:23:32.442 --> 01:23:36.924
No! What the fuck?

1362
01:23:37.229 --> 01:23:39.971
What the fuck?

1363
01:23:42.060 --> 01:23:45.063
What the-- Jesse?

1364
01:23:46.543 --> 01:23:48.284
Oh my...

1365
01:23:48.414 --> 01:23:49.459
Alright.

1366
01:23:49.589 --> 01:23:51.591
Alright. You guys ready
to rock Chicago?

1367
01:23:51.722 --> 01:23:52.636
Yeah.

1368
01:23:52.766 --> 01:23:53.550
Hell yeah. Pedal to the
metal.

1369
01:23:53.680 --> 01:23:55.030
What's the rush?

1370
01:23:55.378 --> 01:23:56.466
We got nothing but time.

1371
01:23:57.597 --> 01:23:59.817
Road trip. Whoa!

1372
01:24:05.040 --> 01:24:07.172
Woohoo!